Current US Military

[DBTrek]

So there’s a little Smitty running around somewhere? This just got interesting.

Its Capps.

Nah, Smitty's kid would know discretion is the better part of valor.
Capps always comes in here charging me head on, spitting fire and fury, just to slam into a wall.
Over, and over again.

Smitty's kid would try a new tactic, eventually.

[doc_loliday]

[Smitty-48]

Its Capps.

Nah, Smitty's kid would know discretion is the better part of valor.
Capps always comes in here charging me head on, spitting fire and fury, just to slam into a wall.
Over, and over again.

Smitty's kid would try a new tactic, eventually.

Capps is honestly a good kid, he's not like Capps in real life, in real life he's fun to hang out with

he's not smooth with girls yet, but he's not a pussy at least

he's tough enough to ride shotgun, he wouldn't run from a fight

[Smitty-48]

Capps is basically fearless, except when it comes to girls, then he goes deer in the headlights

[doc_loliday]

[DBTrek]

Capps is honestly a good kid, he's not like Capps in real life, in real life he's fun to hang out with

he's not smooth with girls yet, but he's not a pussy at least

he's tough enough to ride shotgun, he wouldn't run from a fight

I heard he was into MMA and all that. I'm sure he's a tough enough dude.
That doesn't help on forums tho, where words are the weapons.
Until they create beat-that-ass-through-the-monitor technology, you gotta adapt your fighting style to the terrain.
Coming in hot at me all the time, every time, ain't it.

[Smitty-48]

Capps meets the threshold to be on the team

he will stand and deliver, he doesn't back down, and he lives in one of the roughest towns in the country

he's sorted himself out a lot in the last year

he's got way more game now, but the pandemic is killing the social life options

[doc_loliday]

Haven't people been tinder fucking all pandemic long?

[Smitty-48]

That doesn't help on forums tho, where words are the weapons.

I don't encourage him to go on forums, because he's an internet junky

he joined the DCF because of you and me

but instead of spending his twenties living his prime, he hung out with us on the internet

but we are under house arrest right now, so the internet is all there is in terms of socializing

[Smitty-48]

Haven't people been tinder fucking all pandemic long?

yeah, but Capps doesn't want a floozy, he's looking for a girl to marry and have children with

he's not into the hook up culture, he wants the real deal

but the problem is, you don't get to the relationship until you are fucking first