Current US Military

[Smitty-48]

It was too far out of my personality to do that shit.

I did all sorts of things with civilian girls

like when I was on confinement to barracks my girlfriend snuck past the duty sergeant in a raincoat over lingerie

but military chicks were not worth the trouble

too many bald face lies being told by them, I didn't trust them enough to fuck them

LOL................ I love that.

I remember one bright morning we fell out for PT. The platoon sergeant announced there was a health and welfare inspection of the barracks............ which was code word for somebody had some serious contraband and they would search everyone to find who they already suspected of drugs. The Platoon Sergeant ordered us all to stay in formation. All of sudden Ruiz takes off sprinting for the barracks. I'm like WTF. My buddy says, 'His Girlfriend is still in his bunk'

this girl was special, Shanda Leigh, I lived with her for a few years, she was an 18 year old virgin when we met

her daddy was a Sergeant Major, so Shanda didn't date "Pongoes", until she met me

[StCapps]

I did all sorts of things with civilian girls

like when I was on confinement to barracks my girlfriend snuck past the duty sergeant in a raincoat over lingerie

but military chicks were not worth the trouble

too many bald face lies being told by them, I didn't trust them enough to fuck them

LOL................ I love that.

I remember one bright morning we fell out for PT. The platoon sergeant announced there was a health and welfare inspection of the barracks............ which was code word for somebody had some serious contraband and they would search everyone to find who they already suspected of drugs. The Platoon Sergeant ordered us all to stay in formation. All of sudden Ruiz takes off sprinting for the barracks. I'm like WTF. My buddy says, 'His Girlfriend is still in his bunk'

this girl was special, Shanda Leigh, I lived with her for a few years, she was an 18 year old virgin when we met

her daddy was a Sergeant Major, so Shanda didn't date "Pongoes", until she met me

Katy Perry bod, in lingerie, under a raincoat

that's hawt

[Smitty-48]

LOL................ I love that.

I remember one bright morning we fell out for PT. The platoon sergeant announced there was a health and welfare inspection of the barracks............ which was code word for somebody had some serious contraband and they would search everyone to find who they already suspected of drugs. The Platoon Sergeant ordered us all to stay in formation. All of sudden Ruiz takes off sprinting for the barracks. I'm like WTF. My buddy says, 'His Girlfriend is still in his bunk'

this girl was special, Shanda Leigh, I lived with her for a few years, she was an 18 year old virgin when we met

her daddy was a Sergeant Major, so Shanda didn't date "Pongoes", until she met me

Katy Perry bod, in lingerie, under a raincoat

that's hawt

until I got her pregnant, then things went sideways with Shanda Perry

I wouldn't have traded it mind you, most guys would have loved to have my Shanda problems

[Smitty-48]

it's weird being this old, thinking about Shanda from twenty five years in the future

I said her name so much, but now it's been so long, it sounds strange to me

I lived with a girl named "Shanda", I got her pregnant once, but when we broke up, I never saw her again

that's just how it goes, sometimes I wonder what she's doing, like right now

I will always remember that raincoat opening tho, open the door to my room expecting it to be the Sergeant

and there was Shanda instead, in all her glory, good times, about as good as it gets, at that age at least

fucking like bunnies all night, and the duty Sergeant never came to check on me, you gotta be lucky to be good

[SuburbanFarmer]

So there’s a little Smitty running around somewhere? This just got interesting.

[Montegriffo]

So there’s a little Smitty running around somewhere? This just got interesting.

You're making assumptions there.

[doc_loliday]

So there’s a little Smitty running around somewhere? This just got interesting.

Its Capps.

[Smitty-48]

So there’s a little Smitty running around somewhere? This just got interesting.

no, she had an abortion, she wanted kids someday, but not at twenty, she had things she wanted to do

we weren't ready to get married, we weren't really in love, it was lust

the sex was hot, but we fought all the time, like cats & dogs

at the time I would have married her if that was required, she was very beautiful

but I bet that would have ended in divorce at some point, so it's better that we didn't

this is when relationship starting to fall apart, it wasn't going towards marriage & kids, so it was a dead end

in the end, she wanted to go home, back to her country home and her mom, so I let her go with my blessing

[Smitty-48]

So there’s a little Smitty running around somewhere? This just got interesting.

Its Capps.

my wife calls him my "Millennial Protege"

she likes him tho, she's on board with trying to find him a girl too

remember Big Brothers, where you mentor some underprivileged kid from the ghetto ?

that's Capps, except he's in his thirties, lol

[C-Mag]

So there’s a little Smitty running around somewhere? This just got interesting.

Its Capps.