President for Life

[SuburbanFarmer]

getting married to a Canadian at the end of the month.

CONGRATS!

Canada FTW!

Is her beard scratchy?

[Martin Hash]

getting married to a Canadian at the end of the month.

I hope you like hockey talk and passive aggression.

Funny

[SuburbanFarmer]

There's some people here who need to schedule a "counseling" appointment with me.

p.s. 7-year relationships that go nowhere?! Jesus, guys.

Life is a journey not a destination brother.

I'm not sure if "go nowhere" is accurate.

I love her and I'm committed. I'm just reluctant about signing an unfair contract that can turn me into an indentured servant.

I don't think she we would do that... but why do I need to sign this contract at all?

Why is it "going nowhere" without that contract?

Do you have a house? Have you talked about her career after you "retire"? Kids? What year are you going to do an Alaskan Cruise? Cremated? Who makes the DNR call? Where are her parents going to live when they get old?

Tick, tick, tick...

lol http://www.fuckthatshit.com

[DPM17]

getting married to a Canadian at the end of the month.

I hope you like hockey talk and passive aggression.

Funny

And accurate, in my experience thus far.

She hates hockey, but likes the jays though so that's ok. I can handle adopting them as my AL team...

Yes her beard is scratchy... A soft beard would creep me out, especially on a canadian

[Montegriffo]

lol http://www.fuckthatshit.com

How much do you think that will go for?

[SuburbanFarmer]

lol http://www.fuckthatshit.com

How much do you think that will go for?

It has to be a TON, or somebody would have it already.

I think Hash should look into it. Just put a funny gif in there, and some banner ads, make another million.

[MilSpecs]

Why don’t you just do things in a way that guarantees you’ll get people likely to pay their rent?

Is this serious question?

2 months security, 1 month realtor fee, at least one month's rent in advance. Then there are the checks: credit checks, job checks, references. I'm sure someone could game the system but it wouldn't be likely. In all the years my mom's owned her building she's only had one tenant with a consistent payment problem.

[Martin Hash]

Another expert by osmosis.

[MilSpecs]

You don't do due diligence and hedge potential losses?

[Martin Hash]

You don't do due diligence and hedge potential losses?

Do you?