Alberta election

[Smitty-48]

If you actually knew Canadian history, you would know that Canadians are Americans.

And always have been.

Canada is just an accident of history.

We were Americans, when we drove our kin from the Heights at Queenston without consideration of the terms.

Canada is an agreement within the confines of the British Enpire.

Without the British Empire, Canada is reduced to Eskimo Communist Anti-Amerianism, and nothing else.

Canadian Eskimo Communism is nothing to kill and die for.

Thus, fake country, by default.

[DBTrek]

Anyhoo... I'm gonna bail...

It's miller time and I finished up my paperwork.

[Montegriffo]

Does anyone say Happy Easter... that sounds weird to me...
Are we supposed to be sad on Easter?
He rose again... that's happy isn't it?

Easter is tricky.

I prefer messiahs who don't get captured.

[Smitty-48]

American beer is a problem.

Bear in mind that American beer used to be German beer, so it had body.

It is only the Temperance Lady and Prohibition which made American beer so weak.

None the less, Canadian beer is still not worth killing women and children for.

[Speaker to Animals]

American beer is number one now.

[Smitty-48]

I buy the cheapest beer which is decent.

Miller, Coors Light, that's always cheap, but it's watery.

The value pick right now is Dortmunder, DAB Export from Germany, $1.60 USD for a pint.

[heydaralon]

Enjoy your American Freedom buzz...

I'm sure they will appreciate your support.

Carry on.

You miserable son of a bitch. Just move to Bejing if you hate freedom so much. BTW, British empire is kaput. French empire is kaput. German empire kaput. Austro Hunagrians went the way of the dodo, and Portugese and Spanish empires are also extinct. If you think there is something aside from American hegemony between you and mandatory mandarin and social media score, you are dreaming. I think even the marxist chinese empire that will soon absorb your nation deserves a better quality of person than you... Lowlife. Hell, compared to your people, their maoism is downright moderate.

Did I mention that I still like you as a person, in spite of your evil anti liberty beliefs? Good, because I don't. Douche

[DrYouth]

I buy the cheapest beer which is decent.

Miller, Coors Light, that's always cheap, but it's watery.

The value pick right now is Dortmunder, DAB Export from Germany, $1.60 USD for a pint.

Craft beer is the only beer worth drinking.
That's value.
Also free range chicken, eggs and beef.
Don't bother with "organic" that's a scam...

Don't do it for the environment.
Do it for the flavour.

Americans have great craft beer now... so do Canadians.
I'm drinking a Phillips Amnesiac Double IPA.
Unbelievably delicious... also 8.5% so I have a decent buzz.

Not a Freedom Buzz maybe... but it's what I've got.

[DrYouth]

I prefer messiahs who don't get captured.

The Romans couldn't capture his soul bro.
What's your preferred messiah?

[Smitty-48]

Craft beer is the only beer worth drinking.

Hipster Faggot.

Ain't nothing wrong with Blue. Ain't nothing wrong with Jim Beam.