You guys have too much time on your hands. [NSFW]

[StCapps]

If you are willing to settle for just any attractive woman, your standards aren't high enough.

[StCapps]

Evander Kane to the Sharks.

[Smitty-48]

Evander Kane to the Sharks.

That was a dumb trade, the Sharks should be in rebuild mode, Evander Kane rental retardation, wot?

[StCapps]

Evander Kane to the Sharks.

That was a dumb trade, the Sharks should be in rebuild mode, Evander Kane rental retardation, wot?

And they traded a conditional first round pick for Evander Kane rental retardation, lulz, Sharks so dumb.

[Smitty-48]

Evander Kane to the Sharks.

That was a dumb trade, the Sharks should be in rebuild mode, Evander Kane rental retardation, wot?

And they traded a first round pick for Evander Kane rental retardation, lulz, Sharks so dumb.

WTF? That's brutal.

[StCapps]

That was a dumb trade, the Sharks should be in rebuild mode, Evander Kane rental retardation, wot?

And they traded a first round pick for Evander Kane rental retardation, lulz, Sharks so dumb.

WTF? That's brutal.

Sharks deserve it, fuck that franchise and the horse it rode in on.

[Smitty-48]

Smitty and StA are about to tell us that we're "betas" or some shit, but I honestly think that more secure men aren't scared of a strong woman. We desire an equal, not a sex toy.

Oh, my wife is a strong woman, she's a reasonably successful corporate executive who runs a relatively significant department of a multinational corporation, and she sits on the board of directors of the local hospital, she's a leader in the community, respected by her peers, feared by her subordinates, I assure you. But she's not the boss of me, at home she's my wife. She's not exclusively my sex toy, altho I do loves to have my way with her.

She's just not attracted to girly men, she loves that I'm a big aggressive alpha male, she doesn't desire a beta. And she's the boss in every other venue, so she has no desire to be the boss at home, at homes, she wants someone else to take charge, so she can kick back and relax.

And besides, she knows I'm unruly, so there's no point in trying to boss me around, and I know she's unruly, so there's no point in me trying to boss her around, it's not a contest of wills, where the strong must prevail. It's true love and companionship, there's no need to try to win.

[StCapps]

Okay apparently it's only a 2019 second round pick, unless the Sharks resign Kane, then it's a 2019 first rounder. They also give up a 2020 fourth rounder and O'Reagan.

[Smitty-48]

I don't see any point in San Jose loading up on anything other than picks and prospects right now, they should be sellers, they're not in the window, they're aging out and they've become depleted, they should be moving Vlasic before it's too late to get rid of that contract.

[StCapps]

I don't see any point in San Jose loading up on anything other than picks and prospects right now, they should be sellers, they're not in the window, they're aging out and they've become depleted, they should be moving Vlasic before it's too late to get rid of that contract.

They are still living in denial, funny stuff.