Current US Military

[Smitty-48]

Heydee ho, neighbor.

Oh, great.

The troops in that gunfight are Canadians, that's Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry.

We get dragged into America's war, then Americans flee here, while our troops have to fight it.

What a gyp.

Hey, least I’m not a refugee. I’ve got job skills.

You'd be in for a rude awakening anyways, we changed the policy, we don't take draft dodgers anymore, we send them back.

[heydaralon]

Oh, great.

The troops in that gunfight are Canadians, that's Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry.

We get dragged into America's war, then Americans flee here, while our troops have to fight it.

What a gyp.

Hey, least I’m not a refugee. I’ve got job skills.

You'd be in for a rude awakening anyways, we changed the policy, we don't take draft dodgers anymore, we send them back.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and bet that if we checked GCF's shirt, we wouldn't even find an American flag pin. The guy spends his weekend reading the Quaran and devising new ways to dodge the draft. Unpatriotic to the core. When I was his age I had the ballad of the Green Berets as my ringtone.

[Smitty-48]

Why do we get stuck with the American Lefties?

We're full up on Lefties, don't send us Grumpy, we need more Okees, we got Grumpy's coming out of our ears up here.

[Smitty-48]

If Grumpy is coming to Canada, then DrY has to go to America, one for one, no net increase in Lefties.

Either that, or Okee has to come with Grumpy, so they cancel each other out.

[Okeefenokee]

Why do we get stuck with the American Lefties?

We're full up on Lefties, don't send us Grumpy, we need more Okees, we got Grumpy's coming out of our ears up here.

No population wants people telling them they're morally repugnant for signing off on endless wars that have to be fought by someone else. Virtuous people want to be virtuous.

[heydaralon]

Why do we get stuck with the American Lefties?

We're full up on Lefties, don't send us Grumpy, we need more Okees, we got Grumpy's coming out of our ears up here.

Assuming he lives in America, we will give you Hwen.

[Smitty-48]

Why do we get stuck with the American Lefties?

We're full up on Lefties, don't send us Grumpy, we need more Okees, we got Grumpy's coming out of our ears up here.

Assuming he lives in America, we will give you Hwen.

What do we get for taking Hwen off your hands?

[C-Mag]

Why do we get stuck with the American Lefties?

We're full up on Lefties, don't send us Grumpy, we need more Okees, we got Grumpy's coming out of our ears up here.

Assuming he lives in America, we will give you Hwen.

What do we get for taking Hwen off your hands?

Chicago

[Smitty-48]

Assuming he lives in America, we will give you Hwen.

What do we get for taking Hwen off your hands?

Chicago

OK, deal. We'll have it cleaned up in no time.

[heydaralon]

Why do we get stuck with the American Lefties?

We're full up on Lefties, don't send us Grumpy, we need more Okees, we got Grumpy's coming out of our ears up here.

Assuming he lives in America, we will give you Hwen.

What do we get for taking Hwen off your hands?

An encyclopedic knowledge of anime and bollywood films. The dude will answer any of your numerous questions on the Pakistani film industry. That alone would be worth housing and feeding him in the Great White North.