North Korea News

[StCapps]

Yeah... that 200 year old victory should pretty much ensure your safety. Because nothing's really changed since then.

You're 0-3, come at us any time, y'all never learn your lesson.

Unless you've got a herd of nuclear-tipped moose infantry, buried under your portion of the Rockies, you wouldn't even slow us down. We'd probably email a note to your Parliament, and await the surrender.

If you nuke us, you nuke yourselves, unless you've failed to notice, all our important shit is right next to your northern border. Nuke yourselves if you want, it won't help you win, but it will be hilarious to watch you cut off your nose to spite your face.

[SuburbanFarmer]

You're 0-3, come at us any time, y'all never learn your lesson.

Unless you've got a herd of nuclear-tipped moose infantry, buried under your portion of the Rockies, you wouldn't even slow us down. We'd probably email a note to your Parliament, and await the surrender.

If you nuke us, you nuke yourselves, unless you've failed to notice, all our important shit is right next to your border.

Nuke?? No, we have no interest in ruling an ashpile. We already own you, it's just a matter of calling in our due. You serve your queen, at the pleasure of POTUS.

[StCapps]

Nuke?? No, we have no interest in ruling an ashpile. We already own you, it's just a matter of calling in our due. You serve your queen, at the pleasure of POTUS.

Try and makes us, see if it works out any better this time around, you better hope it does because the previous results were far from ideal and going 0-4 will be a big blow to your national pride.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Nuke?? No, we have no interest in ruling an ashpile. We already own you, it's just a matter of calling in our due. You serve your queen, at the pleasure of POTUS.

Try and makes us, see if it works out any better this time around, you better hope it does because the previous results were far from ideal.

Like I said, just a quick email from the White House should do it. We'll welcome our new countrymen, you guys are polite and white. More payers for Medicare always welcome.

[StCapps]

Like I said, just a quick email from the White House should do it. We'll welcome our new countrymen, you guys are polite and white. More payers for Medicare always welcome.

An email is all it would take? If that was actually true then you would have sent that email and we would have already joined hands in kumbaya, yet we haven't for some reason.

I wonder why that is? Could it be that you are full of shit? I'm thinking that's it. From a matter of marching to a matter of asking nicely, American arrogance is quite comical.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Like I said, just a quick email from the White House should do it. We'll welcome our new countrymen, you guys are polite and white. More payers for Medicare always welcome.

An email is all it would take? If that was actually true then you would have sent that email and we would have already joined hands in kumbaya, yet we haven't for some reason.

I wonder why that is? Could it be that you are full of shit? I'm thinking that's it.

No need to destabalize ourselves, and re-design the flag. You guys are a direct threat to our Health Insurance industry. We already own you, and receive tribute. Just keep the support troops and oil coming, and buy our shit, and no problems.

[Smitty-48]

Well, without the Soviets, you're probably swearing allegiance to our flag right now. Our leadership back then was just fine with establishing a "world safe for democracy".

Well, I don't buy the Soviets as having been the bulwark of the Loyalists in Upper Canada, I don't view the Empire of Liberty as being a threat to us, and ever since said Arsenal of Democracy came to our aid in our darkest hour, we've been good like that, and while I do not swear fealty to your Crown, as you don't have one, the Crown of Canada is 100% behind the USA, when it comes to NORAD, CDSA, NATO Article V, and Five Eyes, we're on America's side, no ifs ands nor buts, when push comes to shove, bet dat.

Hear the vassal state pledge its eternal loyalty, in return for our magnanimous protection. Of course you support NORAD, we're the only reason you still exist, goofball.

No, it's the only reason you still exist, your fate is simply our fate, so it makes no sense for us to pretend there is any daylight between us that way.

As to pledging loyalty to the Empire of Liberty? Indeed, I made that pledge long time ago, when I stood upon the trace, reporting all the way up the chain to SACEUR, who, pretty good boss actually, and you know, I don't mind Breedlove neither, even if he is Air Force.

Bear in mind, NATO wasn't your idea, NATO was our idea, and you didn't drag us into it kicking and screaming, was the other way round.

[The Conservative]

A slump is one thing, that can be managed and fixed. Bringing financial Armageddon to your door step.....well it's like comparing Apples and Alien testicles.

I am trying to be nice right now, but I am using slump in a way that isn't meant to be used. Their version of a slump is 400 Million retiring people with a federal pension that can't be covered and a rental property bust that has destroyed the property value of the country by over inflation to an extreme that buying US property is cheaper.

Then there are the trillions they have in debt that they don't have anyway to pay off soon, so yeah... they are in a "slump" which we would call world ending debt if this was the US.

Again, you're not seeing the whole picture. If China goes toe to toe with the US in a conventional war then Financial Armageddon is set loose. They won't risk it. Their current financial woes can and will be managed. Let me ask you this.......Do you really think that a country that massively sensors it's citizens in almost every aspect of life can't or won't give their people a big FU by defaulting on their "federal pensions" if they find it necessary? And you call GCF nieve.

Oh, I see the big picture you are attempting to write, but I also see how they are going to have it happen to themselves if we interfeer or not.

[Speaker to Animals]

China would only get involved if we launched a massive nuclear strike on the North Koreans (that affects their territory) or we invade the place.

I don't think they would get involved if we carry out very limited air and naval strikes to destroy the NK nuclear weapons program. We might be able to get away with some special forces landing there, but I wouldn't risk it unless it's critical.

Where shit gets ugly is if North Korea launches a wildly successful attack on CONUS (like most of us get knocked out by an EMP, which I think is what they are aiming for). Then China and Russia could be quite tempted to strike.

[SuburbanFarmer]

China would only get involved if we launched a massive nuclear strike on the North Koreans (that affects their territory) or we invade the place.

I don't think they would get involved if we carry out very limited air and naval strikes to destroy the NK nuclear weapons program. We might be able to get away with some special forces landing there, but I wouldn't risk it unless it's critical.

Where shit gets ugly is if North Korea launches a wildly successful attack on CONUS (like most of us get knocked out by an EMP, which I think is what they are aiming for). Then China and Russia could be quite tempted to strike.

Because our entire military infrastructure is vulnerable to a fucking EMP, and we couldn't possibly manage to launch our thousands of warheads on Russia and China, because they're just dying to vaporize all of us, and the fucking Mexicans too and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE MUSLIMS ARE HERE GET THE GUNS MARTHA!!!!

weak shit.