Total Solar Eclipse in August

[SuburbanFarmer]

Apparently Trump was caught on live TV starting right into it.

Standing up to the cosmopolitan elites I imagine.

The liberal media and fake news said that I'd go blind. They said it! And... and lemme tell ya folks, my eyes. My eyes have never. Been better it's true. Just the other day, my doctor he says to he say Donald... you have the eyes of a 20-year-old it's true...it's true. Don't believe what you read folks don't do it. Ok then.

[Okeefenokee]

I was pulling into the parking lot when I noticed folks holding their cameras up to the sky. I realized what was up.

Glanced up and got the image of a partially obscured sun burned into my eyes, then went inside to have Mexican food, and talk of human sacrifice.

Watched the eclipse and little league world series on t.v.

[apeman]

IGlanced up and got the image of a partially obscured sun burned into my eyes, then went inside to have Mexican food, .

While you are now vision impaired, I assume that the corresponding gain to your sense of taste while eating Mexican made it all worth it.

[Kazmyr]

IGlanced up and got the image of a partially obscured sun burned into my eyes, then went inside to have Mexican food, .

While you are now vision impaired, I assume that the corresponding gain to your sense of taste while eating Mexican made it all worth it.

Just wait until the heightened sense of smell gets put through the ringer.

[Okeefenokee]

I looked up at the t.v. during the eclipse, but instead of seeing fakenews outside the whitehouse, it was Montezuma with a warning from the afterlife,

"Don't eat too many caaaaaarrrrrrrrbs."

So I left the rice and beans where I found them.

[Kazmyr]

I looked up at the t.v. during the eclipse, but instead of seeing fakenews outside the whitehouse, it was Montezuma with a warning from the afterlife,

"Don't eat too many caaaaaarrrrrrrrbs."

So I left the rice and beans where I found them.

[Ex-California]

I looked up at the t.v. during the eclipse, but instead of seeing fakenews outside the whitehouse, it was Montezuma with a warning from the afterlife,

"Don't eat too many caaaaaarrrrrrrrbs."

So I left the rice and beans where I found them.

When Bollelli said the quote from Diaz that the "Mexica ate the flesh of our comrades with peppers and tomatoes" all I could think of was that it probably tasted pretty good. Like human fajitas or chile colorado

[Ex-California]

Did any of y'all see that retardation about protecting your pets eyes from the sun? Holy fuck

I mean, I love dogs and respect their intelligence, but they ain't that smart

[Okeefenokee]

Did any of y'all see that retardation about protecting your pets eyes from the sun? Holy fuck

I mean, I love dogs and respect their intelligence, but they ain't that smart

[SuburbanFarmer]

I don't believe I've ever seen an animal look at the sky... ever.