Montegriffo wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:50 am
NHS is calling for 250,000 volunteers.
While I'm not adverse to helping my fellow man I consider myself more strategic reserve than forlorn hope.
Pussy
Have you scored any dope yet ?
:bong burgling noise:
I'm going to ask farmer Paul if I can take some of his beef as a care package for my elderly mate stuck in his Unimog in the dunes since he's struggling to find sustenance. He lost his license so he can't get to a shop in the city.
Subterfuge posing as a humanitarian mission.
TheReal_ND wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:53 am
I habe work to do today even though my county has issued a stay at home advisory. Unless these boomers can come off their fat ass and cash me a check there is no "stay at home" for me.
What are you doing? Still on the furniture delivery job?
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TheReal_ND wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:53 am
I habe work to do today even though my county has issued a stay at home advisory. Unless these boomers can come off their fat ass and cash me a check there is no "stay at home" for me.
Hey, two trillion dollar emergency relief package just got through the senate. $1,200 handout for nearly every adult in the US.
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TheReal_ND wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:53 am
I habe work to do today even though my county has issued a stay at home advisory. Unless these boomers can come off their fat ass and cash me a check there is no "stay at home" for me.
Hey, two trillion dollar emergency relief package just got through the senate. $1,200 handout for nearly every adult in the US.
Bullshit
It was on the BBC it must be true.
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TheReal_ND wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:19 am
I'm going to hunt buffalo on the plains. Find a nice squaw with cute feet.
I might be in a similar situation in relation to BoJo's handouts. I almost wish I'd paid more tax last year.
Still, they'd only waste it on bombs and roads. I can eat rabbits and dog walkers if I get really hungry.
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Prince Charles has been confirmed to have the boomer flu.
He's 72 but not likely to be short of a ventilator if he needs one.
Possibly caught it of Mrs Zoolander at a recent dinner.
Not been in contact with HRH for the last 13 days.
The Bat Death knows no class distinctions.
Paupers and Princes beware.
