Millennials aren't ready for the 'reality of life'

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Who here actually pays for journalism?

I prefer my journalism like I prefer my higher education and universal health care: Free.

I feel like your commie model won't result in the sort of no-holds-barred journalism like: You'll Never Guess Which of these 15 Racist Celebrities is Pregnant, that I have come to expect from the free market.

[Montegriffo]

Who here actually pays for journalism?

I prefer my journalism like I prefer my higher education and universal health care: Free.

[BjornP]

Who here actually pays for journalism?

I prefer my journalism like I prefer my higher education and universal health care: Free.

I feel like your commie model won't result in the sort of no-holds-barred journalism like: You'll Never Guess Which of these 15 Racist Celebrities is Pregnant, that I have come to expect from the free market.

That only happens because you're already paying too much when you're paying nothing at all. You're educating yourself, after all. How dare they not pay you for the effort? Exploitation of the proletariat! I shall march to the barricades with you, comrade!

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

I prefer my journalism like I prefer my higher education and universal health care: Free.

I feel like your commie model won't result in the sort of no-holds-barred journalism like: You'll Never Guess Which of these 15 Racist Celebrities is Pregnant, that I have come to expect from the free market.

That only happens because you're already paying too much when you're paying nothing at all. You're educating yourself, after all. How dare they not pay you for the effort? Exploitation of the proletariat! I shall march to the barricades with you, comrade!

Bah, it is what I get for taking on such an inattentive and miserly student.

My life would be immeasurably happier if the state hadn't forced me to learn how to read.

[BjornP]

Bah, it is what I get for taking on such an inattentive and miserly student.

My life would be immeasurably happier if the state hadn't forced me to learn how to read.

#MiTuu

[Speaker to Animals]

The real shame is how the state forced us to learn this bastardized form of English instead of how Chaucer spoke, as God taught it to us.

[SuburbanFarmer]

The real shame is how the state forced us to learn this bastardized form of English instead of how Chaucer spoke, as God taught it to us.

[Montegriffo]

The real shame is how the state forced us to learn this bastardized form of English instead of how Chaucer spoke, as God taught it to us.

Yond wrecche kunne nat of whych he speke for he hath of sapience namo als chese.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Strangely, Google Translate doesn't have an Aramaic > Greek > Latin > English translation feature...

I'm pretty sure that putting the bible through it would look something like this:

[Speaker to Animals]

Strangely, Google Translate doesn't have an Aramaic > Greek > Latin > English translation feature...

I'm pretty sure that putting the bible through it would look something like this:

LOL, what??

The Gospels were written in Greek. The texts in the Old Testament were written in Hebrew. All you need is the original text of the Gospels and put that through an ancient Greek translator, really.