He Done Screwed The Pooch Now Boy-o's - NFL ed.

[C-Mag]

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[C-Mag]

Im no lawyer, but that sounds more like assault or grand theft than “3rd degree whatever the fuck”

... According to the incident report, Humphrey and two female companions were picked up by an Uber driver at about 2 a.m. on Jan. 13 and taken to Hotel Capstone in Tuscaloosa. During the ride, Humphrey asked to borrow a cell phone cable to charge his phone.

The document further states that at the hotel, Humphrey refused to return the cable and grabbed several other cables from the vehicle. When the driver attempted to retrieve the cables, Humphrey refused and elbowed the driver aside, which did not leave a mark or cause personal injury, according to the report.

The driver alleged that Humphrey balled up his fist and implied he would get into a fight if the driver continued to try to recover the items. When Humphrey got out of the vehicle, he damaged additional property owned by the driver, according to the report.

The document states that officers from the University of Alabama police department found Humphrey inside the hotel and holding the cell phone cable. Although Humphrey contended that the cable was his, officers noticed that the cable did not fit his phone and returned it to the driver....

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/rave ... story.html

It's robbery. And now his bail is set at $2500, aka the millionaire will have to hand about $250 to a bondsman before going about his merry way.

That sounds absurd? I'd say the bail is the only part of the story that doesn't sound absurd. I'm sure the guy with the $11million contract can scrape together $250. Maybe he should consider it a payment for four credits of "Don't be a Dumbass 101" from the school of life.

Dude !
It's not about the action.............. it's about gettin Dis'd.


On another note it's kind of funny how many people don't understand how bonds work.

[Okeefenokee]

Im no lawyer, but that sounds more like assault or grand theft than “3rd degree whatever the fuck”

... According to the incident report, Humphrey and two female companions were picked up by an Uber driver at about 2 a.m. on Jan. 13 and taken to Hotel Capstone in Tuscaloosa. During the ride, Humphrey asked to borrow a cell phone cable to charge his phone.

The document further states that at the hotel, Humphrey refused to return the cable and grabbed several other cables from the vehicle. When the driver attempted to retrieve the cables, Humphrey refused and elbowed the driver aside, which did not leave a mark or cause personal injury, according to the report.

The driver alleged that Humphrey balled up his fist and implied he would get into a fight if the driver continued to try to recover the items. When Humphrey got out of the vehicle, he damaged additional property owned by the driver, according to the report.

The document states that officers from the University of Alabama police department found Humphrey inside the hotel and holding the cell phone cable. Although Humphrey contended that the cable was his, officers noticed that the cable did not fit his phone and returned it to the driver....

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/rave ... story.html

It's robbery. And now his bail is set at $2500, aka the millionaire will have to hand about $250 to a bondsman before going about his merry way.

That sounds absurd? I'd say the bail is the only part of the story that doesn't sound absurd. I'm sure the guy with the $11million contract can scrape together $250. Maybe he should consider it a payment for four credits of "Don't be a Dumbass 101" from the school of life.

Dude !
It's not about the action.............. it's about gettin Dis'd.


On another note it's kind of funny how many people don't understand how bonds work.

Must be white privilege.

[clubgop]

XFL will live again. coming this 2020.

[C-Mag]

XFL will live again. coming this 2020.

VINCE !

No more He Hate Me and other gimmicks, says no player with a criminal record will play in the league..................... sounds pretty fucking racist to me. Also games target length is 2 hours.

[clubgop]

XFL will live again. coming this 2020.

VINCE !

No more He Hate Me and other gimmicks, says no player with a criminal record will play in the league..................... sounds pretty fucking racist to me. Also games target length is 2 hours.

Still two years away so nothing set in stone. But he seems pretty convicted on the no politics part and no connection to wrestling.

[C-Mag]

Hey, what's the Over - Under for the number of players kneeling during the anthem ?

[The Conservative]

Hey, what's the Over - Under for the number of players kneeling during the anthem ?

ANY PLAYER TO KNEEL DURING NATIONAL ANTHEM

Yes +280
No -450

[C-Mag]

Hey, what's the Over - Under for the number of players kneeling during the anthem ?

ANY PLAYER TO KNEEL DURING NATIONAL ANTHEM

Yes +280
No -450

So, one player is the over under ? Damn