Literal Odds and Ends

[Fife]

Oh it's possible. The Warrenahoe Tribe teaches us to chant a soft song of prayer to Gaia each time we slip a wiggler or cricket onto a hook made from noble buffalo bone.

[TheReal_ND]

There is no way I could have got this fucker on a hook. It would have kicked me in the face and slapped my gf's ass.

[Fife]

You usually have to stun them with a hammer first. You don't want to kill him, just knock him out for a minute first. Just watch the Mexicans and do what they do.

[TheReal_ND]

That is how I learned to cast a bait net....

[TheReal_ND]

[Speaker to Animals]

A C-17 Globemaster on a training mission Wednesday accidentally airdropped a Humvee over a North Carolina neighborhood, about five miles short of the drop zone.

In a statement, Air Mobility Command spokesman Col. Chris Karns said the Humvee was dropped over a neighborhood in Harnett County, near Fort Bragg, and it came down in the woods near a residential area. The parachute deployed, and there were no reported injuries or damage from the inadvertent airdrop, Karns said.

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your ... YSOktQWTLg



A Humvee you say? Nope. I did not see any Humvee air dropped to this neighborhood. Maybe you should look for it at The Pines over yonder.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Watched my 4-year-old watch the Neverending Story today. That was one of the highlights of my life.

[Fife]

Great entertainment thread on reddit Legal Advice page: PLZ EXPLAIN SOMEHOW WHY PWNED FOR HOMEMADE PRE-NUP

[Speaker to Animals]

Welcome to family court.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Haha haha that guy thought that a non-government-approved contract was valid.