The Mess

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Re: The Mess

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:31 pm

I always imagine he's gearing up for a top secret mission to talk shit at US special forces.

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Re: The Mess

Post by skankhunt42 » Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:56 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:If barracks romances don't bring Smitty back, I guess it's safe to assume his wife figured out she can't leave him without him taking her to the cleaners for alimony, and so she sabotaged his new car.
Does anyone have an idea of where Smitty has been?
"just realize that our Welfare states are also propped up by your Warfare. You're not actually defending us from threats, but you are propping us up by fabricating threats to maintain the Perpetual War." - Smitty

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Re: The Mess

Post by StCapps » Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:58 pm

skankhunt42 wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:If barracks romances don't bring Smitty back, I guess it's safe to assume his wife figured out she can't leave him without him taking her to the cleaners for alimony, and so she sabotaged his new car.
Does anyone have an idea of where Smitty has been?
Drinking whiskey, smoking cigars and watching the Leafs. Don't worry he'll be back at some point, he comes and goes.
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Re: The Mess

Post by Okeefenokee » Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:46 pm

News from a recent SHARP training session.

Sexting is a federal crime, even if it's between married adults.

Anything offensive, even if it's found in your home, can be used to file a SHARP complaint. If a soldier breaks into your home and is offended by a poster of a girl in a bikini on your wall, you can be stripped of rank and thrown out of the Army.

If you are having a private conversation and someone else eavesdrops and is offended, you're out, even if you're talking to your wife in your house.

In other news, promotion points for April have nearly hit rock bottom as the Army tries to fill vacated slots.

List of MOS's with promotion points dropped to 39/798 for April.
  • 11B
    11C
    12B
    12C
    12D
    12N
    12P
    12T
    12W
    13B
    13F
    13M
    13P
    14E
    14G
    14H
    14P
    15E
    15H
    15N
    15U
    15Y
    17C
    19D
    19K
    25Q
    25U
    27D
    31D
    31E
    35G
    35L
    35Q
    35T
    46Q
    46R
    68B
    68C
    68F
    68L
    68N
    68U
    68Y
    74D
    88H
    88K
    88M
    88N
    89A
    89B
    91A
    91B
    91E
    91G
    91H
    91L
    91M
    91P
    92G
    92R
    92W
    92Y
    94A
    94T
http://www.cutoffscores.com/files/CS_17 ... _April.pdf
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Re: The Mess

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:33 pm

Time to break up.

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Re: The Mess

Post by Okeefenokee » Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:37 pm

MOS's on STAR promotion list eligible to be automatically promoted to SGT without even having been awarded promotable status at a promotion board,
  • 11B, 11C, 12B, 12C, 12P, 12T, 13B, 13F, 13M, 13P, 14E, 14G, 14H, 14P, 15N, 15U, 15Y, 17C, 19D, 19K,
    31D, 35L, 35Q, 35T, 46Q, 46R, 68B, 68C, 68F, 68L, 68U, 68Y, 74D, 88H, 88K, 88M, 88N, 89A, 91A, 91B,
    91E, 91G, 91L, 91M, 91P, 92G, 92R, 92W, 92Y, 94A, 94T.
MOS's on STAR promotion list eligible to be automatically promoted to SSG without even having been awarded promotable status at a promotion board,
  • 11B, 11C, 12B, 12C, 12D, 12M, 12P, 12T, 12Y, 13B, 13D, 13F, 13M, 13P, 13R, 14E, 14G, 14P, 14T, 15E,
    15Q, 15T, 15U, 15W, 19D, 19K, 25D, 25E, 31K, 35F, 35G, 35N, 68A, 68B, 68C, 68J, 68M, 68R, 68S,
    68W, 68X, 79S, 88L, 91A, 91P, 91S, 94T.
About a year before I got out of the Army, we had a SHARP session where we had to watch a TED talk where the speaker said that the fault of rape falls on every male, period. Every male on the planet is responsible for every rape, and will be until there are no more rapes. It doesn't surprise me one iota that soldiers subjected to this shit don't want to stay in.
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Re: The Mess

Post by clubgop » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:29 pm

jbird4049 wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
C-Mag wrote:

Check out MilitaryCorruption.com

The Marine Commandant just got grilled over this on the House Floor today. He had to admit he didn't know how deep the problem was, but he would find out.......................... basically had to tell Congress, your smart, I'm stupid, it was kind of ugly. No one said hey, what did you expect when you thrust a bunch of sexually active, fit young males and females together in the age of dating apps, social media and ready access to photo sharing.

Meh.
like no one told them they were playing with fire. they should be relived all they're dealing with is some nudes.

Yeah, I have to agree. It's not good, but what's with all this screaming? Now, if there rapes involved, then I could see it, but nude photos? I don't think we're training warrior-monks.
As I understand it some of these pics are by "peeping toms." So that kind of invasion on a military installation is a huge deal now standard sexting, I know we are not supposed to say this but these are young people being stupid young people.

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Re: The Mess

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:54 pm

I used to sext a girl while I was climbing around in a pipe rack thirty feet off the ground. It was fun.
bout to lay this pipe in the rack if you know what I mean ;)
that sounds like a lot of work you're going to need a big wrench for that
how big we talking because I happen to have a huge wrench in my hand right now ;DDD

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Re: The Mess

Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:57 pm

clubgop wrote:
jbird4049 wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
like no one told them they were playing with fire. they should be relived all they're dealing with is some nudes.

Yeah, I have to agree. It's not good, but what's with all this screaming? Now, if there rapes involved, then I could see it, but nude photos? I don't think we're training warrior-monks.
As I understand it some of these pics are by "peeping toms." So that kind of invasion on a military installation is a huge deal now standard sexting, I know we are not supposed to say this but these are young people being stupid young people.
Pictures of sleeping/passed out naked chicks. Not really what I consider peeping toms, but still illegal AFAIK.
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Re: The Mess

Post by clubgop » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:36 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:
clubgop wrote:
jbird4049 wrote:

Yeah, I have to agree. It's not good, but what's with all this screaming? Now, if there rapes involved, then I could see it, but nude photos? I don't think we're training warrior-monks.
As I understand it some of these pics are by "peeping toms." So that kind of invasion on a military installation is a huge deal now standard sexting, I know we are not supposed to say this but these are young people being stupid young people.
Pictures of sleeping/passed out naked chicks. Not really what I consider peeping toms, but still illegal AFAIK.
I heard showerers and changing rooms but passed out sleeping is still pretty bad.