kindergarten thread. Under 5s only

[Smitty-48]

They can win all the medals in luge and ice dancing and tiddlywinks, but without a best on best men's hockey gold medal, nobody in Canada really cares, they'll be polite about it, they'll say "well done" to the kids who did their best, but nobody really cares like Sydney Crosby scoring the winning goal against Team USA in overtime in Vancouver cares, which, without that, I don't care at all.

[C-Mag]

Canada is kind of lucky. Their national sport is a big part of the Olympics. We don't have that in the US, whether you say it's baseball or American Football neither really plays a big role in the Olympics.

[StCapps]

Canada Cup > Winter Olympics
If we still had the Canada Cup, I wouldn't care at about the NHL players not going to the Olympics, but we don't so it's lame.

[Smitty-48]

This Olympics is like the Rumble in the Jungle, where Ali and Foreman didn't show up, and all they have is the undercards.

[StCapps]

This Olympics is like the Rumble in the Jungle, where Ali and Foreman didn't show up, and all they had was the undercards.

It's like a shitty watered down UFC card that I can't even live bet on.
*yawns*

[Smitty-48]

The only figure skating I like, is Michaels and MacElroy. . .

[C-Mag]

The only figure skating I like, is Michaels and MacElroy. . .

That shit was funny, and far more entertaining than the real thing.

[clubgop]

Plus clubby is a made guy, Child Porn Sally is siding with that English faggot who likes cricket, against one of our brothers in arms.

I want to clear the air here, you guys want to unleash on Martin and Kath, I ain’t going to stand in your way, do as you will. And if the chips are down I’ll do whatever Smitty tells me too.
I politely request don’t do it on my behalf. I have zero beef with Martin, in fact Martin asked for volunteers for his upcoming campaign, I was the first to raise my hand. Now I have my own reasons for doing so, but I genuinely like Martin. He and I share a love of the game.
Now about Kath,……Kath, Kath, Kath, Kath, Kath. Kath I consider a step sister I never had, because I don’t have any sisters and my parents never got divorced, but I digress. We have had private conversations about real life shit. I know her to be a genuine person, a good wife, and good mother. What she did I put in that paradigm.
Over the course of the last few months, I have been told about Montys complaints and how I should have sympathy, not for him, but the people he was complaining to. I took that as carte blanche and I want to now publicly apologize for doing that. He is a constant complainer and I should have had more sympathy towards the people that had to listen to that shit. Monty continued to complain and Kath’s motherly instinct kicked in and she supposedly censored some of my words. I say supposedly because I can’t tell what I said specifically, I was in a zone and just throwing nasty heat. And she made up for it days later when she unintentionally emasculated Monty and hung his balls for all to see.
I will always have your guys six and I appreciate you guys having mine, But Martin, Kath and myself are cool.
As for someone else on this board, Cappy said it thusly,

He's a fucking snitch who cries out for censorship because he was subject to hazing all us made guys had to endure, fuck Montegriffo and the horse he rode in on. Remind you of anyone you recently told a story about Smitty?

Cooks are always qwerky, let em go, put up with their silliness and they take care of you in the end. It's like dealing with your supply sergeant, gotta treat em right.

Don't tell me what to do, Montegriffo deserves no quarter, we're going to hang his snitch ass from the yardarm. Your request is noted and rejected, thank you, come again.

I was willing let things go and enjoy watching you guys do as do but then Monte last week tried to stage a coup against me and it aint going down like that.
You want to know, who has been the fairest, most magnanimous, most successful herder of cats on this board?
ME! For three seasons on two forum I have successfully administered a Fantasy Football league. My biggest detractor and complainer has been the fucking guy who won the league, twice! And like this forum Monty wants to come in and take that from me. GCF tried to throw in with him too, but like his beliefs he lacks the commitment to follow through. So it is on bitch.
My wishes are simple
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Smitty’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
With cappy by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.

[clubgop]

The only figure skating I like, is Michaels and MacElroy. . .

That shit was funny, and far more entertaining than the real thing.

As a young child I was forced to watch a lot of figure skating, my mom, and her family were big fans. SO I found that movie to be so fucking funny and sometimes right on point about lampooning the whole thing.

[Montegriffo]

Well I'm not going to serve breakfast late just to argue pointlessly with a couple of repeato bots so have fun destroying Canada's reputation for politeness.

What's for Breakfast ?

Please say Scottish Eggs

Full English of course.