Hurricane Harvey

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Alexander PhiAlipson
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:40 pm

Sly the silly Democrat (cough) mayor gave the shit in place order, though the governor (Republic) disagreed. Poor Nuke--so trusting.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by heydaralon » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:41 pm

Is Houston still wet or did they get this thunderstorm mess sorted out?
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:41 pm

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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:43 pm

Alexander PhiAlipson wrote:Sly the silly Democrat (cough) mayor gave the shit in place order, though the governor (Republic) disagreed. Poor Nuke--so trusting.

The storm surge from a cat 5 hurricane is like a wall of water, dude. Everybody should have bugged the fuck out of there except the authorities.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Fife » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:45 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:I don't know why he didn't just drive up to Tennessee and crash at Fife's house.
If you can demonstrate need, I have a couple of futons available, so long as you don't bang the pool balls around too loudly after my bedtime.

Now, if you can work for your room and board, there might be better accommodations available at the Casa de Fife Remote and Secure location on a short-term basis. That is, if you're not afraid of some cottonmouths, snapping turtles, and the every-now-and-then scorpion.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:51 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:Image
Standing by for film of Jamaal Williams' bullet-riddled body floating down the street :lol:
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:53 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:Image
Standing by for film of Jamaal Williams' bullet-riddled body floating down the street :lol:

Seriously. Wrong state, Jamaal.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by nmoore63 » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:58 pm

How did a person who lives in their van get stuck this shit?
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by heydaralon » Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:00 pm

Fife wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:I don't know why he didn't just drive up to Tennessee and crash at Fife's house.
If you can demonstrate need, I have a couple of futons available, so long as you don't bang the pool balls around too loudly after my bedtime.

Now, if you can work for your room and board, there might be better accommodations available at the Casa de Fife Remote and Secure location on a short-term basis. That is, if you're not afraid of some cottonmouths, snapping turtles, and the every-now-and-then scorpion.
I used to visit TN twice a year and I never encountered a scorpion.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:01 pm

nmoore63 wrote:How did a person who lives in their van get stuck this shit?
Several of us called him and told him he should drive. He's just stubborn. But now he can really focus on building the best Fallout 4 overpass settlement ever.
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