Reopening America and the Cathedral's Counter-Boogaloo

[C-Mag]

But did you sunbath your anus today

It's actually three times a day, and you have to use a heat lamp if it's cloudy.

*eyes you suspiciously, slowly picks up phone receiver*

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a ... -benefits/

[SuburbanFarmer]

But did you sunbath your anus today

It's actually three times a day, and you have to use a heat lamp if it's cloudy.

*eyes you suspiciously, slowly picks up phone receiver*

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a ... -benefits/

Sunbathing my perennium right now motha fucker.

[Xenophon]

But did you sunbath your anus today

It's actually three times a day, and you have to use a heat lamp if it's cloudy.

*eyes you suspiciously, slowly picks up phone receiver*

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a ... -benefits/

Yeah I'm not clicking that.

[C-Mag]

It's actually three times a day, and you have to use a heat lamp if it's cloudy.

*eyes you suspiciously, slowly picks up phone receiver*

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a ... -benefits/

Yeah I'm not clicking that.

So 2019

[DBTrek]

‘Biblical’ famines could double global hunger as a result of the coronavirus crisis, UN warns
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/22/coronav ... warns.html

Do we have someone on the forum we can send to the UN to straighten these guys out?
Famine?
C'mon man . .. it's 2020.
Stay where you are, don't work, don't pay mortgage, and just .. . you know . .. eat something.
Why are people trying to make this complex?

[Xenophon]

‘Biblical’ famines could double global hunger as a result of the coronavirus crisis, UN warns
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/22/coronav ... warns.html

Do we have someone on the forum we can send to the UN to straighten these guys out?
Famine?
C'mon man . .. it's 2020.
Stay where you are, don't work, don't pay mortgage, and just .. . you know . .. eat something.
Why are people trying to make this complex?

I predict they'll start suggesting we eat bugs in place of any other kind of protein. They've already floated the idea out in the MSM. Now they'll double down. IF YOU DON'T EAT BUGS GRANDMA DIES.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Hey, 'member that time I said that suddenly cutting off the flow of illegal labor would lead to mass starvation?

Yeah.... I 'member...

[Xenophon]

Hey, 'member that time I said that suddenly cutting off the flow of illegal labor would lead to mass starvation?

Yeah.... I 'member...

Did you read the article?

[BjornP]

Hey, 'member that time I said that suddenly cutting off the flow of illegal labor would lead to mass starvation?

Yeah.... I 'member...

Yeah, how could food even be produced or distributed if it wasn't for illegal foreign labor...?

[DBTrek]

Arif Husain, WFP’s Senior Economist, said in a statement on Tuesday that the coronavirus crisis could be “catastrophic for millions who are already hanging by a thread.”

“It is a hammer blow for millions more who can only eat if they earn a wage,” he added. “Lockdowns and global economic recession have already decimated their nest eggs. It only takes one more shock — like Covid-19 — to push them over the edge.”

Well . . . maybe they'll just accept "Can't pay your grocer? Eh. Whatever. Eat anyway."
That seems to be the plan for the indefinite sheltering crowd.
Everyone just takes the stuff they usually pay for, for free.

How they plan to get the providers of the stuff on board with this plan has yet to be explained.
Like . . . what grocer is upping his chances of catching the virus so he can open shop and give all his inventory away?