Literal Odds and Ends

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:46 pm

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:37 pm

You'll have to wait a couple days 'til payday before we can post your bail.
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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:18 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:You'll have to wait a couple days 'til payday before we can post your bail.

You'd send him back to living in a van? That's cruel, man. Jail gives him three hots and cot, and lots of people to shoot the shit with.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:51 pm

Jokes are worth their weight in gold. I have some new ones since last time.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:49 pm

I failed

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:57 pm

What happened? Trespass warrant?

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:07 pm

Nosey people. This is the hill I die on.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Ex-California » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:56 pm

I am officially an Asian woman

Car Wash - 1 : Me - 0

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:57 pm

oooh. That falls under "other than collision" too.

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Re: Literal Odds and Ends

Post by Ex-California » Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:00 pm

AWD = 4 new tires.

There goes the double time day I worked last night

Some junker truck did this to me this week too

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Expensive week. I'm going to push off the windshield for a while since I'm moving this week also and I just had to drop $3k on appliances.

That's not even counting the $600k I just went into mortgage debt for..
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