Reopening America and the Cathedral's Counter-Boogaloo

[C-Mag]

Are we in a Catch-22 ?

If we had shutdown waiting for an HIV Vaccine we'd still be waiting.

According to the CDC, round 2 next Winter will be worse than this, should we even open up ?

[pineapplemike]

why are landlords the only people that need to get paid? what of the multitude of businesses that are suffering during the shutdown from having no income? how many federal gibs do they get? its not like landlords are the only people that receive their money

In the new economy, the money fairies will provide for their livelihood and that of their employees. In the meantime, they just need to accept the fact that the paradigm is changing, and starve in peace. That, or they can eat their other household members.

Imagine thinking that you still need to provide for your family during a pandemic. LOL

bro you're still in the 2019 mindset, it's current year now

[Xenophon]

why are landlords the only people that need to get paid? what of the multitude of businesses that are suffering during the shutdown from having no income? how many federal gibs do they get? its not like landlords are the only people that receive their money

In the new economy, the money fairies will provide for their livelihood and that of their employees. In the meantime, they just need to accept the fact that the paradigm is changing, and starve in peace. That, or they can eat their other household members.

Imagine thinking that you still need to provide for your family during a pandemic. LOL

bro you're still in the 2019 mindset, it's current year now

[DBTrek]

Fuck these pants.
I refuse to constrain my legs and dangly bits with restrictive cloth like some kinda archaic 2019'er.

[Xenophon]

Fuck these pants.
I refuse to constrain my legs and dangly bits with restrictive cloth like some kinda archaic 2019'er.

Woah now. Those legs are too hairy. Might hold some COVID in 'em. Best get down to the hair removal khrushchyovka before you're involuntary quarantined for putting the public health at risk.

[C-Mag]

Fuck these pants.
I refuse to constrain my legs and dangly bits with restrictive cloth like some kinda archaic 2019'er.

Woah now. Those legs are too hairy. Might hold some COVID in 'em. Best get down to the hair removal khrushchyovka before you're involuntary quarantined for putting the public health at risk.

He should be arrested for endangering society

[DBTrek]

You should be arrested for imposing last year's standards on me.
We're in COVID-19 2020, fools.
Rulebooks out the window.

I'm eating sunlight and laying my roots through the concrete foundation of this house.
With no pants.
That's the new paradigm.
Get on board or be left behind.

[C-Mag]

But did you sunbath your anus today

[Xenophon]

But did you sunbath your anus today

It's actually three times a day, and you have to use a heat lamp if it's cloudy.

*eyes you suspiciously, slowly picks up phone receiver*

[SuburbanFarmer]

Fuck these pants.
I refuse to constrain my legs and dangly bits with restrictive cloth like some kinda archaic 2019'er.