Swiss may have best immigration policy.

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Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:31 pm

JohnDonne wrote:Animal welfare is not specific to conservative or liberal ideology. But the image of you rotting away in bitter resentment of your feminized surroundings, being pussy whipped by wife and country, makes me feel bad for you. Probably why you feel the need to lash out. I myself am quite comfortable with my feminine side, with occasional gay thoughts, with leading by following my own heart, rather than the standards of manhood predetermined by a commercialized culture.

But on behalf of the younger, more exciting, more relevant people that feel bad for you, we just want you to know, we love you and we feel pity for you.
Frankly, my wife, and Her Majesty the Queen for that matter, quite pamper me beyond anything I really deserve, but inclusive to that is some modicum of feminine supervision, to be sure, which, I do recognize to be in my best interests, left to my own devices, I probably would get myself into some considerable trouble, no doubt.

If that's pussy whipping, then by all means, whip me with dat pussy, baby, gimme gimme some sugar, sugar.
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Re: Swiss may have best immigration policy.

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:44 pm

JohnDonne wrote:Animal welfare is not specific to conservative or liberal ideology. But the image of you rotting away in bitter resentment of your feminized surroundings, being pussy whipped by wife and country, makes me feel bad for you. Probably why you feel the need to lash out. I myself am quite comfortable with my feminine side, with occasional gay thoughts, with leading by following my own heart, rather than the standards of manhood predetermined by a commercialized culture.

But on behalf of the younger, more exciting, more relevant people that feel bad for you, we just want you to know, we love you and we feel pity for you.

You're still getting tossed out of the helicopter and into the ocean while we blast Enya and whale song CDs.


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Re: Swiss may have best immigration policy.

Post by JohnDonne » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:49 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
JohnDonne wrote:Animal welfare is not specific to conservative or liberal ideology. But the image of you rotting away in bitter resentment of your feminized surroundings, being pussy whipped by wife and country, makes me feel bad for you. Probably why you feel the need to lash out. I myself am quite comfortable with my feminine side, with occasional gay thoughts, with leading by following my own heart, rather than the standards of manhood predetermined by a commercialized culture.

But on behalf of the younger, more exciting, more relevant people that feel bad for you, we just want you to know, we love you and we feel pity for you.
Frankly, my wife, and Her Majesty the Queen for that matter, quite pamper me beyond anything I really deserve, but inclusive to that is some modicum of feminine supervision, to be sure, which, I do recognize to be in my best interests, left to my own devices, I probably would get myself into some considerable trouble, no doubt.

If that's pussy whipping, then by all means, whip me with dat pussy, baby, gimme gimme some sugar, sugar.
Why, it's a miracle, the old man has roused himself up in his delirium and recalled his prior days with fondness. Welp, back onto the gurney with him, he's hardly touched his soy shake and his enema's at four.

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Re: Swiss may have best immigration policy.

Post by JohnDonne » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:51 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:
JohnDonne wrote:Animal welfare is not specific to conservative or liberal ideology. But the image of you rotting away in bitter resentment of your feminized surroundings, being pussy whipped by wife and country, makes me feel bad for you. Probably why you feel the need to lash out. I myself am quite comfortable with my feminine side, with occasional gay thoughts, with leading by following my own heart, rather than the standards of manhood predetermined by a commercialized culture.

But on behalf of the younger, more exciting, more relevant people that feel bad for you, we just want you to know, we love you and we feel pity for you.

You're still getting tossed out of the helicopter and into the ocean while we blast Enya and whale song CDs.

Being tossed out of a helicopter into the ocean is not an intimidating threat, hardly a bad way to go, what, you're going to take me on a roller coaster next?

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Re: Swiss may have best immigration policy.

Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:53 pm

JohnDonne wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:
JohnDonne wrote:Animal welfare is not specific to conservative or liberal ideology. But the image of you rotting away in bitter resentment of your feminized surroundings, being pussy whipped by wife and country, makes me feel bad for you. Probably why you feel the need to lash out. I myself am quite comfortable with my feminine side, with occasional gay thoughts, with leading by following my own heart, rather than the standards of manhood predetermined by a commercialized culture.

But on behalf of the younger, more exciting, more relevant people that feel bad for you, we just want you to know, we love you and we feel pity for you.
Frankly, my wife, and Her Majesty the Queen for that matter, quite pamper me beyond anything I really deserve, but inclusive to that is some modicum of feminine supervision, to be sure, which, I do recognize to be in my best interests, left to my own devices, I probably would get myself into some considerable trouble, no doubt.

If that's pussy whipping, then by all means, whip me with dat pussy, baby, gimme gimme some sugar, sugar.
Why, it's a miracle, the old man has roused himself up in his delirium and recalled his prior days with fondness. Welp, back onto the gurney with him, he's hardly touched his soy shake and his enema's at four.

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Re: Swiss may have best immigration policy.

Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:54 pm

It would be the sharks that get you anyway.
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Re: Swiss may have best immigration policy.

Post by heydaralon » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:55 pm

JohnDonne wrote:Animal welfare is not specific to conservative or liberal ideology. But the image of you rotting away in bitter resentment of your feminized surroundings, being pussy whipped by wife and country, makes me feel bad for you. Probably why you feel the need to lash out. I myself am quite comfortable with my feminine side, with occasional gay thoughts, with leading by following my own heart, rather than the standards of manhood predetermined by a commercialized culture.

But on behalf of the younger, more exciting, more relevant people that feel bad for you, we just want you to know, we love you and we feel pity for you.
What sort of gay thoughts?

Also, while masculinity is quite commercialized, femininity is even more so. Think about it. As a man, you can roll out of bed and head to work. Women spend thousands of dollars per year and countless hours using special shampoos, makeup, and clothing that men barely notice. In fact, many women dress up not for men, who are generally clueless about such matters, but so that other women do not talk shit about them. This is perfectly fine in my book, but I would caution you into thinking that contemporary masculinity is a commercial construct, while believing that femininity is a more "authentic" or an un-materialistic endeavor. Anyway, if you are looking for some good makeup or clothing tips, I can relay your questions to my sister who would be happy to answer them, as she is a beautiful and well put together woman, who holds a prestigious job and is happily married. With her help, we will find the right man for you.
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Re: Swiss may have best immigration policy.

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:56 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:It would be the sharks that get you anyway.

Yeah, I don't think he realizes it would be better to be dropped onto some rocks.

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Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:03 pm

Ere, my wife dresses up for me, and I'm quite attentive, she just got home from shopping in America and put on a fashion show of all the new clothing and whatnot, shaking her little booty on the catwalk, I quite enjoy that actually, what's not to love?

We're not communists after all, no need to wear a potato sack over that bod, after all that time spent in the gym.
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Re: Swiss may have best immigration policy.

Post by doc_loliday » Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:04 pm

Smitty-48 wrote: Heh heh heh, that's right, Oregon, you'd better circle those wagons, but it won't be me coming for your sacred cows, once the firm of Kennedy & Ginsberg is out of the way, it's gonna be open season on the beta faggots, no need for me to do anything but kick back and enjoy the show.

I think the Notorious RBG is gonna try to make it 93.