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The Conservative wrote: Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:19 pm
C-Mag wrote: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:33 pm
SuburbanFarmer wrote: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:18 pm

:lol: ok slugger.
I heard his stage name was going to be Buck Naked
Meh, either way... doesn’t matter.

Boys sit, men stand while taking a piss.
I don't know about you, but I cannot stand most of the time in the middle of the night. The only option is to sit.
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TC shits standing up.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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I just hear this bullshit all the time, but how the fuck do you piss standing when you wake up in the middle of the night with the guaranteed erection. TC has to know we are all the same. We all get giant erections during sleep and unless you piss from a handstand you have to sit.
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Speaker to Animals wrote: Sun Dec 23, 2018 5:02 am
The Conservative wrote: Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:19 pm
C-Mag wrote: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:33 pm

I heard his stage name was going to be Buck Naked
Meh, either way... doesn’t matter.

Boys sit, men stand while taking a piss.
I don't know about you, but I cannot stand most of the time in the middle of the night. The only option is to sit.
I don't sleep like normal people, it has to do with my Autism I think...or something akin to how my family raised me... or didn't... I only sleep 4 to 5 hours a day at most. I can be woken up at any time and be almost fully coherent, and have nearly full hand-eye coordination. It sucks honestly, my wife says I'm not human, but what I wouldn't mind sleeping a full 8 hours and not feel like I've overslept...
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SuburbanFarmer wrote: Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:28 am TC shits standing up.
Naw, that's you... cause you are just full of it.
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Speaker to Animals wrote: Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:31 am I just hear this bullshit all the time, but how the fuck do you piss standing when you wake up in the middle of the night with the guaranteed erection. TC has to know we are all the same. We all get giant erections during sleep and unless you piss from a handstand you have to sit.
I stand far enough back and let gravity work...
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Montegriffo wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:26 pm
DBTrek wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:11 pm :lol:

... because no stories of the UK coddling muslim barbarism since 1998, of course.

Not just kool-aid, but kool-aid laced with GHB.
No memory whatsoever.
The question was
Really? What happens when parents report their daughter is being raped by 40 year old Pakistani men?
The answer now is that there would be a serious investigation and if there was sufficient evidence charges would be made.
Mind you, StA thinks all rape allegations are lies so he would no doubt support the Muslim.
What about you? Do madrassas publish yearbooks?
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SuburbanFarmer wrote: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:17 pm
The Conservative wrote: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:13 pm
C-Mag wrote: Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:57 pm Finally, addressing real problems
https://www.thecut.com/2018/11/penis-to ... oilet.html
Trust me, it’s a problem for those who haven’t lost their balls.
If you’re over 6” flaccid, you should be doing porn. You’d be an idiot not to.

I think what you meant was “for those whose balls hang halfway to their knees”. :lol:
Only need a few mm to pass on those diseases. :D
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Definition of Leverage: The amount force necessary to bend ones piss hard on toward the bowl, resulting with your eyebrows touching the wall
PLATA O PLOMO


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These ecological friendly toilets are the worst.