Net Neutrality

[TheReal_ND]

Also, while I have you on the line, how many Jewish advocate publications are on your mailing list? I have a theory that every Jew has at least a few.

[Speaker to Animals]

I bet those meetings have great bagels, though.

[brewster]

ITS NOT A FUCKING CONSPIRACY THEORY IF ITS AN ACTUAL CONSPIRACY

Yes, it is actually. If someone has a suspicion there's a conspiracy but not definitive proof, they have a conspiracy theory whether or not there's actually a conspiracy.

Also, while I have you on the line, how many Jewish advocate publications are on your mailing list? I have a theory that every Jew has at least a few.

About as many as "save the wildlife" because we were member of the Bronx Zoo. Anyone can buy a mailing list, you know that right?

I bet those meetings have great bagels, though.

Only the ones in NYC. Bagels anywhere else are shit no matter what people say.

[Okeefenokee]

Filthy carbs.

[TheReal_ND]

ITS NOT A FUCKING CONSPIRACY THEORY IF ITS AN ACTUAL CONSPIRACY

Yes, it is actually. If someone has a suspicion there's a conspiracy but not definitive proof, they have a conspiracy theory whether or not there's actually a conspiracy.

Also, while I have you on the line, how many Jewish advocate publications are on your mailing list? I have a theory that every Jew has at least a few.

About as many as "save the wildlife" because we were member of the Bronx Zoo. Anyone can buy a mailing list, you know that right?

But you conspire in the fucking open wtf? ADL, SPLC, AIPAC, NYT, what are these things?

[Okeefenokee]

ITS NOT A FUCKING CONSPIRACY THEORY IF ITS AN ACTUAL CONSPIRACY

Yes, it is actually. If someone has a suspicion there's a conspiracy but not definitive proof, they have a conspiracy theory whether or not there's actually a conspiracy.

Also, while I have you on the line, how many Jewish advocate publications are on your mailing list? I have a theory that every Jew has at least a few.

About as many as "save the wildlife" because we were member of the Bronx Zoo. Anyone can buy a mailing list, you know that right?

I bet those meetings have great bagels, though.

Only the ones in NYC. Bagels anywhere else are shit no matter what people say.

Creating an alliance with Great Britain and securing support for some years for Jewish emigration to Palestine, Zionists also recruited European Jews to immigrate there, especially Jews who lived in areas of the Russian Empire where anti-semitism was raging. The alliance with Britain was strained as the latter realized the implications of the Jewish movement for Arabs in Palestine but the Zionists persisted. The movement was eventually successful in establishing Israel on May 14, 1948 (5 Iyyar 5708 in the Hebrew calendar), as the homeland for the Jewish people.

That's a conspiracy, not a theory.

[brewster]

But you conspire in the fucking open wtf? ADL, SPLC, AIPAC, NYT, what are these things?

Those ain't conspiracies, as you say they're right out in the fucking open! AIPAC is perfectly clear about subverting the US government to support their faction in Israel.

Okee, one conspiracy being real doesn't mean all conspiracy theories are real. The founding of this nation, both times, were conspiracies. Why hold it against Israel?

[TheReal_ND]

Conspiracies don't have to take place behind closed doors dingus

[brewster]

Conspiracies don't have to take place behind closed doors dingus

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's the definition.

con·spir·a·cy
kənˈspirəsē/Submit
noun
a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful.

[TheReal_ND]

Semantics. Shouldn't you be pouring over a Talmud to figure out how to flip a light switch on the Sabbath or something?