Beyond Woke

[Fife]

extreme fisting, or genital mutilation."

What counts as quotidian fisting and genital mutilation?

Asking for a friend.

With apologies to the Right Rev. Hon. Justice Potter Stewart, you may not be able to define it, but you will know it when you feel it.

[Smitty-48]

the prevalence of explicit pornography is obviously ruinous to the young and their romantic lives

but the problem is that state has gone literally insane, like the Bolsheviks

so the state can't be trusted to regulate anything at all anymore

I might be in favour of restricting rampant pornography everywhere

but there's no authority I trust to be reasonable about it

[Fife]

One thing I know for certain, the solution will not come from Washington.

To a certainty.

[Smitty-48]

extreme fisting, or genital mutilation."

What counts as quotidian fisting and genital mutilation?

Asking for a friend.

With apologies to the Right Rev. Hon. Justice Potter Stewart, you may not be able to define it, but you will know it when you feel it.

when I was a boy, "softcore" porn was Playboy and "hardcore" porn was Penthouse

and that's about all I ever saw, until an actual live girl pulled her panties down and said lets get it on

[Fife]

What counts as quotidian fisting and genital mutilation?

Asking for a friend.

With apologies to the Right Rev. Hon. Justice Potter Stewart, you may not be able to define it, but you will know it when you feel it.

when I was a boy, "softcore" porn was Playboy and "hardcore" porn was Penthouse

and that's about all I ever saw, until an actual live girl pulled her panties down and said lets get it on

I had the normal peeks at Playboy, until about 1978 and the new dude in our school started riding bikes and hanging out with my gang. He started having us over when his older brother was at work, where we would play his Kiss records and mess around. Then our buddy found his brother's stash of Hustlers and my perception of the fairer sex got warped.

GenX FTW

I can't imagine how 11 y/o kids today even begin to mentally process the river of shit going into their brains through a firehose

[Smitty-48]

I never had a taste for fast women

I don't get aroused at all by floozies, strippers, porn stars, hookers, nothing like that

I even had a high priced escort girl offer her services to me for free, and I turned her down

I am only attracted to the good girl next door, preferably a country girl

I am happy for her to get all dolled up for me, hair did, nails did, makeup & her little black dress

but that's about all the enticement I need, I'm ready to get it on, right there

[Smitty-48]

With apologies to the Right Rev. Hon. Justice Potter Stewart, you may not be able to define it, but you will know it when you feel it.

when I was a boy, "softcore" porn was Playboy and "hardcore" porn was Penthouse

and that's about all I ever saw, until an actual live girl pulled her panties down and said lets get it on

I had the normal peeks at Playboy, until about 1978 and the new dude in our school started riding bikes and hanging out with my gang. He started having us over when his older brother was at work, where we would play his Kiss records and mess around. Then our buddy found his brother's stash of Hustlers and my perception of the fairer sex got warped.

GenX FTW

I can't imagine how 11 y/o kids today even begin to mentally process the river of shit going into their brains through a firehose

well my father taught me everything I needed to know about girls

he was open about it, he would talk about anything

he we say, son, let me tell you how to pleasure a woman

so you'll know what you're doing when the time comes

but he was strict about pornography, I wasn't allowed to have that

he just said, don't ruin the mystery, don't kill the romance

he didn't have any porn of his own, I looked for it, there was none in the house

he had lots of women over, I could hear them going at it at night

but no porn to be found, he was too busy getting it on for real

the only porn I was allowed to have in the house was : Heavy Metal Magazine

he liked that sort of porn, he took me to see the movie when it came out

[Smitty-48]

I watched Easy Rider in bed with the wife the other night

she didn't like it, she said it was stupid

but for me it was nostalgia

that is the world I was born into, in the 1970's, my parents were like that

my mother was like the hippie chick

and my father was like Peter Fonda, Captain America

my father's best friend, John Hicks, he was exactly like Dennis Hopper actually

[Smitty-48]

[Smitty-48]

I'm not like my father mind you, I'm not a Peter Fonda Beatnik

I'm the ultimate Gen Xer

Ferris Bueller

my wife is Sloane

and Capps is Cameron