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[Montegriffo]

Hah nice. I tried reading it over our pot roast and gave up halfway through. So I told Alexa to do it.

The funny bit is where Burns slags off the cuisine of the French and Italians, a bit rich coming from the home of the deep fried Mars bar.

Mars Bars are just knock-off Snickers to begin with and just deep frying them insults all Americans who love deep fried food.

There are no peanuts in a Mars bar so not really a Snickers knock off.
Talking of fried food, Elvis used to get his chef to make him deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Not really surprising he died at the age of 42.

You can only call me Monty if you consider yourself my enemy.

[Penner]

The funny bit is where Burns slags off the cuisine of the French and Italians, a bit rich coming from the home of the deep fried Mars bar.

Mars Bars are just knock-off Snickers to begin with and just deep frying them insults all Americans who love deep fried food.

There are no peanuts in a Mars bar so not really a Snickers knock off.
Talking of fried food, Elvis used to get his chef to make him deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Not really surprising he died at the age of 42.

You can only call me Monty if you consider yourself my enemy.

Monty just rolls right off the tongue.

[Speaker to Animals]

Monte the Internet Butler doesn't read well as Monty the Internet Butler. Besides, Monte just makes me think of the old racist Del Monte commercials.

[Speaker to Animals]

Unless you want to the be The Man from Del Monte.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I've called him Monty since we met. He might hate it, but it's my name for him. "Monte" looks like it would be pronounced "Mahn-tay", and I'll stomach no such foolishness.

Monty Python. Monty Burns. Monty the insane lefty French-English trebuchet chef that's holding a room for me in that chateau whenever I get airfare across the Atlantic.

[Okeefenokee]

"Monte" looks like it would be pronounced "Mahn-tay", and I'll stomach no such foolishness.

You fucking racist.

[Montegriffo]

I've called him Monty since we met. He might hate it, but it's my name for him. "Monte" looks like it would be pronounced "Mahn-tay", and I'll stomach no such foolishness.

Monty Python. Monty Burns. Monty the insane lefty French-English trebuchet chef that's holding a room for me in that chateau whenever I get airfare across the Atlantic.

Mon-teh It's of Italian origin but everyone except my good friend Mike pronounces it Mon-tee
I'll let you pronounce it however you like but you know I'm a stickler for spelling and grammar. You septics misspell enough of the Queens English already without you getting my name wrong as well. It's no wonder we gave you up without a fight back in '76, you're just too uncouth an classless to be worth the effort.

My mobile cafe is called Monte Python's Frying Circus.
Monte Burns ... (when it comes to rap battles).
French? How dare you confuse me for the old enemy, I just own my own small plot in Aquitaine, I have no French blood that I'm aware of.
You can visit me in France or the land of the Iceni just don't come wearing your skirt it'll be embarrassing enough for me to explain to my friends that you're an American without having to excuse the cross dressing as well.
Now I'm off for a rematch with Mike down at the pool hall, wish me luck.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I've called him Monty since we met. He might hate it, but it's my name for him. "Monte" looks like it would be pronounced "Mahn-tay", and I'll stomach no such foolishness.

Monty Python. Monty Burns. Monty the insane lefty French-English trebuchet chef that's holding a room for me in that chateau whenever I get airfare across the Atlantic.

Mon-teh It's of Italian origin but everyone except my good friend Mike pronounces it Mon-tee
I'll let you pronounce it however you like but you know I'm a stickler for spelling and grammar. You septics misspell enough of the Queens English already without you getting my name wrong as well. It's no wonder we gave you up without a fight back in '76, you're just too uncouth an classless to be worth the effort.

My mobile cafe is called Monte Python's Frying Circus.
Monte Burns ... (when it comes to rap battles).
French? How dare you confuse me for the old enemy, I just own my own small plot in Aquitaine, I have no French blood that I'm aware of.
You can visit me in France or the land of the Iceni just don't come wearing your skirt it'll be embarrassing enough for me to explain to my friends that you're an American without having to excuse the cross dressing as well.
Now I'm off for a rematch with Mike down at the pool hall, wish me luck.

You sir, are a Frankish landowner. That makes us us the best o' friends via the beloved Auld Alliance, defending my ancestor from the roving rape committees of the hated English.

No doubt your friends would love to see my loud American ass in garb, reminding them also of their glorious victories on the Continent spreading liberty.

[DrYouth]

[Penner]

I've called him Monty since we met. He might hate it, but it's my name for him. "Monte" looks like it would be pronounced "Mahn-tay", and I'll stomach no such foolishness.

Monty Python. Monty Burns. Monty the insane lefty French-English trebuchet chef that's holding a room for me in that chateau whenever I get airfare across the Atlantic.

Mon-teh It's of Italian origin but everyone except my good friend Mike pronounces it Mon-tee
I'll let you pronounce it however you like but you know I'm a stickler for spelling and grammar. You septics misspell enough of the Queens English already without you getting my name wrong as well. It's no wonder we gave you up without a fight back in '76, you're just too uncouth an classless to be worth the effort.

My mobile cafe is called Monte Python's Frying Circus.
Monte Burns ... (when it comes to rap battles).
French? How dare you confuse me for the old enemy, I just own my own small plot in Aquitaine, I have no French blood that I'm aware of.
You can visit me in France or the land of the Iceni just don't come wearing your skirt it'll be embarrassing enough for me to explain to my friends that you're an American without having to excuse the cross dressing as well.
Now I'm off for a rematch with Mike down at the pool hall, wish me luck.

Really, dude, you just don't like Monty as a nickname at all?