Women's Hockey Gold Medal Round (Spam this shit)

[Smitty-48]

There's little to choose between them, but the Americans seem a bit faster and more dynamic, Canada is basically a 1-3-1 trap and the goalie, if Team USA loses this, that's a choke.

[StCapps]

There's little to choose between them, but the Americans seem a bit faster and more dynamic, Canada is basically a 1-3-1 trap and the goalie, if Team USA loses this, that's a choke.

Yeah America all over us here, if they don't win, total choke.

[Smitty-48]

Gets a clean turnover at the blue line, breakaway free shot, falls down unmolested, scrub hockey fail.

[Smitty-48]

There's little to choose between them, but the Americans seem a bit faster and more dynamic, Canada is basically a 1-3-1 trap and the goalie, if Team USA loses this, that's a choke.

Yeah America all over us here, if they don't win, total choke.

Canada is getting slower but the Americans are still flying, but as with all women's hockey, basically comes down to a goaltending duel, if they don't score in this overtime, does that mean we half to sit through another twenty minutes of this crap, or will there be a shootout?

[SuburbanFarmer]

There's little to choose between them, but the Americans seem a bit faster and more dynamic, Canada is basically a 1-3-1 trap and the goalie, if Team USA loses this, that's a choke.

Yeah America all over us here, if they don't win, total choke.

Canada is getting slower but the Americans are still flying, but as with all women's hockey, basically comes down to a goaltending duel, if they don't score in this overtime, does that mean we half to sit through another twenty minutes of this crap, or will there be a shootout?

Goes to a shootout.

Total domination in overtime here.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Aaaand a bullshit penalty.

[Smitty-48]

I can't believe they called that a penalty, even for women's hockey, that is weak.

50-50 puck battles, can't have those, that would be too exciting, two minutes in the box for playing hockey.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Have to agree with you guys, the level of play is pretty poor. But much poorer from Canada.

C’mon, untouched, just fall on your face and lob the puck? Over and over no less. The Canadians are dragging ass out there.

[StCapps]

Well if the women are anything like the men, Canada will totally lose in this shootout. Yanks outplaying us big the entire overtime, probably deserve it any way.

[Smitty-48]

PP doesn't actually make much of a difference here anyways, five gal clog up the lanes collapsing box becomes four gal clog up the lanes collapsing box, nobody can put the puck in the ocean here, so just keep on keeping them to the outside.