Dullest thread ever

[StCapps]

I mean, fer fucks sakes, Duchene only has one year left on the contract, he's gonna be fuck outta there in 18 months, he's gonna be a 1C on the open market, he's not gonna have to ride this dumpster all the way down, he's gonna have teams lining up to give him stoopid money, he'll be able to write his own ticket, not cause he's all that, but just because so many teams are so desperate for centers.

Plus they had to give up Turris on top of the five pieces that they gave the Avs, just to get Duchene-cancer for two years. It's a straight dumpster fire in Ottawa.

[Smitty-48]

You what they did, they thought they were on the verge of winning the Cup, so they loaded up short term, when in reality, it was obvious that they had over achieved last year, it was a mirage, it's like Brian Burke running out to get Mike Komisarek (Phaneuf) and Phil Kessel (Duchene), truculence!

[Smitty-48]

I mean, fer fucks sakes, Duchene only has one year left on the contract, he's gonna be fuck outta there in 18 months, he's gonna be a 1C on the open market, he's not gonna have to ride this dumpster all the way down, he's gonna have teams lining up to give him stoopid money, he'll be able to write his own ticket, not cause he's all that, but just because so many teams are so desperate for centers.

Plus they had to give up Turris on top of the five pieces that they gave the Avs, just to get Duchene-cancer for two years. It's a straight dumpster fire in Ottawa.

This is all on top of getting fleeced already by sweet Lou, taking the Dion contract cancer, for two prospics, which has now become Rasanen and Pickard, it's like John Furgeson Jr is running the Sens.

[Smitty-48]

Alright, second game of the double header tonight is VGK Team America vs. The Edmonton Lottery Picks, Go Knights Go!

lol Milan Lucic, so fuckin' slow, worst contract in the NHL, worst than the Loui Eriksson contract even.

[Smitty-48]

Chicago trades Ville Pokka to Ottawa for Chris DiDominico? That was a dumb trade by the Hawks, Pokka is a bottom pairing guy, but he's got warrior upside, he's 215 lbs and plays heavy, not the fastest guy, but he's smart, he's been good in the A, trading away depth for an aging fourth liner? Dumb.

[Smitty-48]

That would be like the Leafs trading Andreas Borgman for Chris DiDiminico, which, I would go for a shit if they did that, Pokka doesn't have quite as much upside as Borgie, but he's in that range.

[Smitty-48]

Golden Knights 2, Lottery Picks 0, Team America fuck yeah, they just keep on rollin'.

McJesus ain't get nothin' done, they just keep puttin' the body on him, ridin' him into the boards, Team America is Team Hardhats.

[Smitty-48]

STFG this VGK is the real deal, just had a heavy shift, rollin the Oilers in the O-zone, Team America moving the puck like the fuckin Soviets, they're like fuckin bees buzzin', Edmonton just reeling here. Doesn't even matter who it is, they just roll lines out, and they all play the same, they're relentless.

[Smitty-48]

Aaaand, 3-0 VGK, Oilers get caught deep, Team America counters right back down their throats, it's just a matter of time until they wear you down, nothing too complex about it, all they do is hustle.



Everything Babcock it trying to get the Leafs to do, that's what Vegas does, they just roll lines out the door, they all play the same, relentless puck pursuit, once heavy shift after the next, never taking a shift off, if the Leafs played like this, they would romp to the Cup.

[Smitty-48]

Ruh-roh, Fifey, Calgary turns out to be a trap game, eh? Matt Tkachuk with the dagger, Rittich for the win. Whoops.

Ya gotta love them Tkachuk boys, so fuckin' old school. Can't wait to see Brady next year, he gonna be rippin' shit up.