Hurricane Harvey

[SuburbanFarmer]

This picture is haunting. You have not made good decisions, at this point.

[Speaker to Animals]

Why anybody would keep their children in the path of a category 4 hurricane really doesn't make any sense to me. I can see dad staying behind to keep looters out, but come on.

[TheReal_ND]

Beaumont area is about to get fucked.
The seawall has a hole in it. Port Arthur to Nederland is a flooding disastor waiting to happen with the way the cities are built.

250 GATORS ARE ABOUT TO BE LET LOSE FROM GATOR RESCUE DUE TO SURGE AND ITS NEXT TO A NEIGHBORHOOD.

Did I mention a barge backed into the seawall and now its plugged with sandbags?

If landfall is anywhere in between Winnie and Port Arthur expect a lot of flooding.

[TheReal_ND]

lol

[Speaker to Animals]

Do you have a grill in the van? Go get you some gator, son! You just need some kind of mallot to tendeeize the meat.

You could be that guy on national television shown living it up in your overpass settlement and grilling gator. When they interview you, drop lots of Fallout references. You'll become a meme overnight.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Gator Tendees... mmm. Get some Everglades Seasoning on that shit, or Mrs. Dash, if you don't have that.

You just need to tie a rope around them. You're perfectly safe jumping on top of them with a noose. I believe in you.

[Speaker to Animals]

Gator Tendees... mmm. Get some Everglades Seasoning on that shit, or Mrs. Dash, if you don't have that.

You just need to tie a rope around them. You're perfectly safe jumping on top of them with a noose. I believe in you.

Everglades has MSG.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Gator Tendees... mmm. Get some Everglades Seasoning on that shit, or Mrs. Dash, if you don't have that.

You just need to tie a rope around them. You're perfectly safe jumping on top of them with a noose. I believe in you.

Everglades has MSG.

Don't use the entire bottle.

[Speaker to Animals]

Gator Tendees... mmm. Get some Everglades Seasoning on that shit, or Mrs. Dash, if you don't have that.

You just need to tie a rope around them. You're perfectly safe jumping on top of them with a noose. I believe in you.

Everglades has MSG.

Don't use the entire bottle.

I use a shit ton when I roast veggies, though.

I don't seem to get the MSG headaches, but I know some people do.

Dice some peeled carrots and potatoes. Cover them in some Olive oil. Add sea salt and freshly ground pepper. Cover them with Everglades and pour a little bit of chicken broth in the dish to keep them from sticking. Throw that in the oven until the potatoes start to caramalize a little. If you want more, transition them to a skillet with some Olive oil and a little butter to finish the job.

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