Motherfucker, you're in FLORIDA. You got coasts on both sides. You probably have the most coastline of any state outside of Alaska and Hawaii!
Fall back, let the coasts burn?
You are the coasts.
How is that falling back?
Nah man, I moved to Ohio 10 years ago. I did 16 years in Florida, and I’ve never looked back.
What?
Aww man. Well, that attempted razzing fell flat.
Go Buckeyes!
We still have a Floridian on the forum - Orlando, no less. Little wonder he’s crazy.