New mysterious zombie disease in Canada

[Smitty-48]

I even have a control measure for test

I have Russian neighbors, they lived in the Soviet Union

again, I don't bother talking politics with Canadians, the only ones who understand are foreigners

but I can consult the experts on the spot at all times, as to what it is like behind an Iron Curtain

they say the main difference is that Canada is rich, it's a gilded cage, but they agree that it is a soft Soviet here

[Smitty-48]

I think your thesis that America is trying to be Canada which is trying to be Communist is correct.

it's like what the MSM has become in America now

a totally supine & subservient pro government cheerleading operation

the left wing media doesn't report on the government, the left wing media runs the government

that is what it has been like in Canada for decades, you're just getting a taste of what Canada is really like

[Smitty-48]

it does have some key advantages

one is that it is the best country by far for cute & hot girls

I've been all over the world, Canada is number one for cute & hot girls

also, if you have that American aggression to make money, then you can make a lot of money here

it's not like America, there's no competition, Marty Hash would probably be a billionaire in Canada

[Smitty-48]

and again, that is very Russian like

that is what happened when the Soviet Union fell

the Russians with aggression to make money made out like bandits in an ocean of socialist apparatchiks

it's like in Russia, Marty Hash would be an Oligarch

[Smitty-48]

Canada is very low density, so if you like that, which I do, then Canada is nice

it's like when I drive through America, I do get a bit of shock by how dense it is

like driving down I-75, all I notice is density

it's just one long drive through a dense population, heavily industrialized as far as the eye can see

when you cross back into Canada, all you see is trees

[Fife]

You just gotta take 75 south of the Ohio, cousin.

[Smitty-48]

You just gotta take 75 south of the Ohio, cousin.

once I get down to Dixieland I start to feel more comfortable

it's like country Canada of yore, the Nova Scotia I grew up in as a boy

my Nova Scotia grandparents were Southron Baptists

the Evangeline Trail

my Nanna & Grandad used to drive from Canada to Dixie, just to go to church down there

they were of the Second Great Awakening

the rest of Canada was alien to them, they never visited the rest of Canada

[Smitty-48]

now, my American grandparents, they were California Republicans

ain't nobody they loved more than Ronald Reagan

that was their religion, Ronald Reagan was Saint Dutch

long before he became President, they were Reaganites back in the 60's

the very few times my American grandparents met my Nova Scotia grandparents, that was interesting

but my American Republican grandparents just gleaned that my Nova Scotia grandparents were Evangelicals

my American grandparents were not into that, but they still went along to get along

[Smitty-48]

Superbowl XIX, 1985

Joe Montana v. Dan Marino

that's the last time I remember my American & Canadian grandparents being in the same room together

NFL football brought them together

my Nova Scoita grandfather had no time for any sport except hockey

but my Nova Scotia grandmother was an NFL superfan

my Nova Scotia grandfather never watched sports on tv, he had no interest

my Nova Scotia grandfather was about as Evangelical as you can get, his favorite pastime was reading the Bible

but me & my father & my Nova Scotia grandmother, we'd all be in the den watching sports

[Martin Hash]

I have no examples.