Oregon WTF

[TheReal_ND]

Send policy to state rep's home.
"Oh I'm sorry he's not here he's out hunting!"
Police show up to hunting lease.
Get shot.
"Totally an accident whoops"


This is what's going to happen. I hope this kicks off the civil war. Finally.

[Speaker to Animals]

If you think about it.. it could be a good thing for homesteaders, who are more likely to just focus on intensive farming techniques that use very little fuel. If the batshit liberal law drives out the big farms, farmland gets cheaper, and homesteaders can move in.

There's no telling what kind of batshit laws the dumbasses are going to pass next, though. You might get your homestead and live the dream only for the liberals to pass a law that forces you to suck a dick or something.

You might as well just get out. Let God deal with Oregon.

[TheReal_ND]

*blocks your rainwater*

[Speaker to Animals]

That's not your rainwater, boyo. That rain belongs to the state.

[Zlaxer]

Oregon 2025:

After state legislatures approved the "Gender Diversity" act with an overwhelming super majority parents were happy to have their children attend courses that let them choose their own gender paths. Many parents however failed to meet the state mandated requirements for not presenting their children to the Gender Reassignment Advisory Board and have had warrants issued for their arrest.

“Gender Reassignment Advisory Board” - to be reassigned, something must first be assigned

A more sensitive name would have been Gender Confirmation Advisory Board - wtf am I writing?

[Speaker to Animals]

Gender Discovery Board.

[Fife]

The new first day of mandatory Kindergarten is going to be off the hook.

[Speaker to Animals]

What if I can't afford the carbon credits to buy gas and transport my gender-ambiguous toddler to the education center?

[Fife]

[Ph64]

What if I can't afford the carbon credits to buy gas and transport my gender-ambiguous toddler to the education center?

By 2025 you'll be driving your state mandated electric vehicle, gasoline will no longer be available.