Non-bearded Brethren

[clubgop]

The Low-T thread.

Being a lumbersexual doesn't make you more manly.

Dirty dick is the kind of manly posing hipster fuckboi she was talking about in that article. It really is uncanny.

[Smitty-48]

I had to shave for twenty years, so I'm taking a twenty year break from it.

[Fife]

Millennial beards are pretty faggoty, really. Men have to shave clean to differentiate themselves from the hipster fuck boys now. The beard used to signal that you could handle shit. Now it signals that you probably can't even change a tire.

I stopped in the office building parking lot a couple of weeks ago to help a guy about 25 with a huge beard change his wiper blades. He was absolutely lost.

Nashville is a bubble; drive a hour in any direction and you're back among normal people.

The city fags won't make it a week when the supply chain shuts down.

[Fife]

I had to shave for twenty years, so I'm taking a twenty year break from it.

Don't forget to squeegee out the bong water and Copenhagen juice before bed though.

[Smitty-48]

When I do have to shave tho; barbershop hot towel straight razor ftw.

[Smitty-48]

I had to shave for twenty years, so I'm taking a twenty year break from it.

Don't forget to squeegee out the bong water before bed though.

That's not how a bong works, the water stays in the pipe, genius.

[Fife]

When I do have to shave tho; barbershop hot towel straight razor ftw.

A pro shave is a wondrous thing. Puts lead in your pencil.

[Smitty-48]

In the meantime, nobody mistakes me for a hipster, I'm a grey beard driving a war truck with an AONV sticker.

[Fife]

I had to shave for twenty years, so I'm taking a twenty year break from it.

Don't forget to squeegee out the bong water before bed though.

That's not how a bong works, the water stays in the pipe, genius.

Yeah you rich government employees get the store-bought stuff.

[Smitty-48]

Don't forget to squeegee out the bong water before bed though.

That's not how a bong works, the water stays in the pipe, genius.

Yeah you rich government employees get the store-bought stuff.

All my wealth and power flows from the Flight to Quality at Manhattan.