Not to mention the homeless will help drag all kinds of disease vectors into the place. Once customers start finding syringes in the bathroom (or maybe even in the store), have smelly flea/lice ridden homeless sleeping at the tables, etc, they'll start deciding Dunkin or the mom&pop store across the street that doesn't invite in the dregs of the city are a bit more to their liking.
Unless of course they like hepatitis with their coffee, or whatnot.
"I'd like a soy cappuccino with whipped hepatitis and lice on top. I'll take it over at that chair next to the two homeless guys with syringes in their arms."
Despite the ridiculous rents, downtown Starbucks usually have lines out the door and down the street.
Yeah, I know. I was thinking about this I am guessing most of their customers are in and out type of people so focusing on those that sit down or use the bathroom is a waste.
SEATTLE, WA—In an effort to restore the company’s battered image in the wake of recent controversies, desperate Starbucks officials openly begged Monday for people to masturbate and use drugs in the coffee shop chain’s restrooms. “Please, just come in and do whatever the hell you want in the bathroom—feel free to shoot up or whack off—we’ll give you the code, no questions asked,” said Starbucks spokesperson Haley Drage, clarifying that, if a customer wished to stimulate their genitalia to the point of orgasm or snort a line of cocaine elsewhere in the store, they were also more than welcome to do so among the tables, while waiting in line, or behind the service counter.
Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where's the God of tits and wine?