The Ultimate Act of Virtue Signaling

[doc_loliday]

The emissions from one self immolation are equal to that of driving a F750 for six weeks.

[Speaker to Animals]

That's why the tar pits allow virtuous lefties to off themselves using petro products without actually adding to the degradation of the environment. There should be a webcam there so all they have to do is flash their driver's licenses or starbuck's rewards cards before hopping in. We should be able to write a script that automatically updates their Facebook and Instagram accounts.

[DBTrek]

If he had had more love for the environment, he'd composted himself.

[Otern]

Could one say he was a flaming homosexual?

[Ex-California]

Could one say he was a flaming homosexual?

/thread

[Fife]

Could one say he was a flaming homosexual?

/thread

[doc_loliday]

Could one say he was a flaming homosexual?

[Kath]

Could one say he was a flaming homosexual?

/thread

[Ph64]

If he had had more love for the environment, he'd composted himself.

A large woodchipper would have spread him around to decay faster and fertilize a larger area than just a torched corpse would, and probably use less fuel.

[Martin Hash]

Does no one else see the solution to multiple problems here?