TRUMP GETTING IMPEACHED: THIS IS HUGE

[heydaralon]

Guys relax. These are not actual spoilers. I just made them up. None of the stuff I posted actually happens. Just enjoy the movie. I haven't seen it and this a joke thread. Again, I just made all that stuff up. Don't let a harmless thread ruin Star Wars.

[TheReal_ND]

An you want to be a moderator

^^^ Best Response thus far^^^^^

No lol

What he posted is true though

He left out how Luke dies from exhaustion after the force projection duel though

[heydaralon]

Princess Leia is in this movie, but she dies irl.

[Smitty-48]

Princess Leia is in this movie, but she dies irl.

No problemo, Peter Cushing has been dead since 1994, and yet they brought him back for Rogue One, they don't even need actors anymore, as Star Wars is, in essence, a cartoon.

[heydaralon]

Princess Leia is in this movie, but she dies irl.

No problemo, Peter Cushing has been dead since 1994, and yet they brought him back for Rogue One, they don't even need actors anymore, as Star Wars is, in essence, a cartoon.

I hate Star Wars now. Grand Moff Tarkin was a one of a kind. I really liked that little squirrel thing that sat on Jabba's lap...

[TheReal_ND]

WUBBA LUBBA BING BONG or whatever. Jar-jar was unironically mocking Jamaicans lol

[heydaralon]

WUBBA LUBBA BING BONG or whatever. Jar-jar was unironically mocking Jamaicans lol

I always thought that Jar Jar represented the duality of man and the ergo id cognitum theory of Alexander Graham Bell. Just my opinion, but it seems like Descartes featured prominently in Star Wars lore. Let's not forget Bernoulli's principle and the Golden Ratio.