NASCAR thread

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This one's better.

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Wait. Put this thing in reverse. Back up to the story about the beads. Why do I need beads at Talladega and should I be going there?
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Speaker to Animals wrote:Wait. Put this thing in reverse. Back up to the story about the beads. Why do I need beads at Talladega and should I be going there?
Talledega = Mardi Gras

My buddy and I both got laid wandering through the infield during work simply for having work shirts on with a race-looking logo and all-access credentials.

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Your memes haven't improved, I see.

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GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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