Mom's Basement

[Xenophon]

You know who would have liked that video?

You're a madman.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

ITS NOT A GODAMN RACCOON YOU FRIGGIN" SHEEPLE!!!

That was enough to get my attention. I'll watch it.


Whatever that animal is, it looks like it died horribly. Not a nice thing to look at.

Alright, maybe you guys are ready for the real truth behind the Philadelphia Experiment.

Buckle up... because there will be some serious time crimes, dimensional portals, alien-human hybrids, and more than a little speculation on the Montauk Monster.

[Alexander PhiAlipson]

ITS NOT A GODAMN RACCOON YOU FRIGGIN" SHEEPLE!!!

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Typical disinformation agent.

Oh, sure, it has Lyme disease, and isn't, in fact, an animal from the year 2749 that was pulled through the time portal at Montauk Air Force Station.

[Ph64]

Typical disinformation agent.

Oh, sure, it has Lyme disease, and isn't, in fact, an animal from the year 2749 that was pulled through the time portal at Montauk Air Force Station.

Don't be silly, it ran through the Stargate and escaped the secret underground military complex through the ventilation ducts.

[Speaker to Animals]

Yeah, the Montuak chair only let's you do spiritual time travel and remote viewing. Physical time travel is a different program.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Typical disinformation agent.

Oh, sure, it has Lyme disease, and isn't, in fact, an animal from the year 2749 that was pulled through the time portal at Montauk Air Force Station.

Don't be silly, it ran through the Stargate and escaped the secret underground military complex through the ventilation ducts.

DON"T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!

You rube. Don't you know that a Stargate can also be used for time travel if, for instance, the wormhole passes through another gravity well?

Obviously it accidentally escaped through the ducts. The Reptilians don't leave a smoking gun like that lying around on purpose... unless...

And if you all think I am just 'making up' all of this about time travel, thought form monsters, and Reptilians at Montauk, oooh boy, I hope you have an hour and a half and a shitload of that good-ass gub'ment weed.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Yeah, the Montuak chair only let's you do spiritual time travel and remote viewing. Physical time travel is a different program.

Ah, I see you are familiar with the tech.

Well then, you should know that the bridge between the Philadelphia Experiment in '43 and the Montuak base in '83 caused physical time travel that had many reverberations throughout the space-time complex.

Honestly though, I am having to rethink the whole Monster situation. It is probably further disinformation from the Greys to throw researchers off the path of the true thought form Monster named 'Junior.'

[C-Mag]

I'm loving this.

Did anyone see the DS9 Episode where the ferengis went back in time and crashed at Roswell

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Hell yup.

Did anyone else find it a little disheartening to find out that the Federation relied, at least partly, on mining operations with criminal ties? Is nothing sacred?

I mean, the Federation building legit war ships instead of (overwhelmingly armed) "exploration vessels" is one thing... but organized crime?