USA Donates Migrants to Canada.

[Martin Hash]

I love how the head of the border guards union is crying "ZOMG national crisis!", 15,000 immigrants, out of an annual intake of 250,000, "ZOMG better hire more public sector unionized border guards!" Fuck off, not another dime for you, CBSA, I'd rather have a Haitian on every corner, than give one more penny to public sector unionized federal employees.

Don't need one more fuckin useless border guard, but a low wage immigrant to be my gardener? Ok, sounds good.

15,000 ain't nuttin'. Less border guards, more immigrants is the solution to your gardening problem. (Do you have a Spanish-speaking province by any chance? Well, you soon will have.)

[Speaker to Animals]

They can have the statute of liberty too.

Enjoy your drug-smuggling gardeners!

[Smitty-48]

Well thank you, American nativists and white supremacists for your concern, but me, I like swarthy immigrants, the swarthier the better, I'm not that big on white people, they're overrated.

I grew up with people from the West Indies, and I can't honestly say I was pining to hang out with the cornpone trailer trash instead, what's so great about hayseed-yokels? They're kind of stupid really, if you've ever hung out with them, you'll know what I mean.

[Martin Hash]

The plan is coming together. Trump rules.

[Smitty-48]

It's all fine by me, I find native born Canadians to be entitled and lazy, they think they should get free college and a job for life, they don't do a lick o' work but they still expect a six figure salary and defined benefit pensions, so I would prefer to keep a significant cohort of new immigrants in the mix, just to keep wages and prices down and to force people to hustle, and in case I need some labourers for some actual labour instead of people just sitting around in their cubicles goofing off on the internet all day.

[C-Mag]

Trudeau just said he wants a Border Wall.

[Smitty-48]

Hey, whatever happened to that Trump Wall? Just another thing Trump can't get passed. This Trump feller is turning out to be a bit bust here, Gorsuch was good, but other than that, he's getting jack shit done.

Might want to consider some swarthy immigrant labour to build that wall for you, private sector run, cause seems like whenever America needs something finished, white people in government just can't get the job done.

Maybe Lockheed Martin should bring in some H1B's to work on the F-35, cause these hayseeed-goobers down in Fort Worth are taking forever with this block 3F software, you sure they ain't sandbagging?

[Speaker to Animals]

Well thank you, American nativists and white supremacists for your concern, but me, I like swarthy immigrants, the swarthier the better, I'm not that big on white people, they're overrated.

I grew up with people from the West Indies, and I can't honestly say I was pining to hang out with the cornpone trailer trash instead, what's so great about hayseed-yokels? They're kind of stupid really, if you've ever hung out with them, you'll know what I mean.

You're welcome! Enjoy!

[Speaker to Animals]

Hey, whatever happened to that Trump Wall? J

We might not need it if we can create a Mexico-to-Canada illiterate worker pipeline.

[doc_loliday]

It's all part of his plan.