Lessons Learned From Ancient Toilets

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Did she ever talk to Trump? Trump is a Russian crime boss so that would be a big indicator.
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When my wife told me story about her first day of school in NYC, she followed it with something to the effect of, "People like to romanticize life back on the island, but I don't find anything romantic about going outside to squat in the bushes, hoping no one walks by."

I said something to the effect of, "yeah, we had an outhouse. white privilege, amiright?"
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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And then Denver told her "it's ok please shit on our streets"

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TheReal_ND wrote:Did she ever talk to Trump? Trump is a Russian crime boss so that would be a big indicator.
Well, she voted for that sumumabitch.

She's more conservative than I am, probably. As Nuke states, not an indicator, strictly an outlier. Battles constantly against her democrat voting sisters.

When we were walking out of the polling place on primary day, we had a fun discourse where, after getting into the republican line and seeing the looks from the black women manning the democrat table, she said, "I'm a race traitor, huh?"

I said, "yeah, don't walk so close to me. I don't wanna get caught up in this."
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Republican line? She voted for him at the primaries? I don't think we even did that in my county at the primaries. If so, it's really not surprising it just means she has a good enough head on her shoulders to realize open borders is not sustainable and a genuine threat to the work she put in to escape that shit hole.
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TheReal_ND wrote:Republican line? She voted for him at the primaries? I don't think we even did that in my county at the primaries. If so, it's really not surprising it just means she has a good enough head on her shoulders to realize open borders is not sustainable and a genuine threat to the work she put in to escape that shit hole.
Strictly Christian conservative. Yeah, she knows the work her mother put in to get her, her siblings and cousins here legally, and is against illegal immigration, but that's a policy issue, and not why she hates the Clintons.

She's from Honduras. She's got a little bit of history with the Clintons. We all know about it through history and the news. It's personal to her. Fucking hates them.

Fast forward to 2016, and we're both holding security clearances, knowing we'd be in fucking jail if we did what she did.

Her reasoning for voting Trump?

"How could I not?"
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Okeefenokee wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:On my wife's first day in school in NYC, the teacher welcomed her to our country, and asked what was her favorite thing about America.

"Indoor plumbing!"
Where is she from?
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Not exactly a state secret around here.
I've seen the picture, but I didn't know she was an import.

I didn't think Honduras was that bad off, but I guess it makes sense.
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Honduras is the murder capital of the world. You have to go to war zones to beat it.