Montana House Candidate Greg Gianforte Just Body-slammed a Reporter

[TheReal_ND]

This is the best audio that's ever happened in politics. I'm taking this op to the racist KKK Nazi Russian forum

[Smitty-48]

Ca'mon now, everybody knows that if you wanna get rid of a Lefty Media Hipsterdouche Troll, you make it stick, and McCrystal him; right off the road and into a tree, boom, sayonara.

[adwinistrator]

Ca'mon now, everybody knows that if you wanna get rid of a Lefty Media Hipsterdouche Troll, you make it stick, and McCrystal him; right off the road and into a tree, boom, sayonara.

Gianforte seriously fucked up... I mean, he let the guy leave with his recorder. Kill all witnesses, destroy the evidence.

[Speaker to Animals]

Why wouldn't he want this to get out? This is hilarious.

[pineapplemike]

I wonder what the reporter considers a body slam, because this is what I'm imagining

[Smitty-48]

Ca'mon now, everybody knows that if you wanna get rid of a Lefty Media Hipsterdouche Troll, you make it stick, and McCrystal him; right off the road and into a tree, boom, sayonara.

Gianforte seriously fucked up... I mean, he let the guy leave with his recorder. Kill all witnesses, destroy the evidence.

Shouldn't be any witnesses to start off with, you just dangle a "Deep Throat" scoop under his nose, "come alone" out in the back nine, then he just has an "accident" on the way, guarunteed there's gonna marijuana or booze or both in his system, "don't drive high, kids".

[Speaker to Animals]

I wonder what the reporter considers a body slam, because this is what I'm imagining

That's what I am imagining.


Has a new hero candidate emerged?

[adwinistrator]

Ca'mon now, everybody knows that if you wanna get rid of a Lefty Media Hipsterdouche Troll, you make it stick, and McCrystal him; right off the road and into a tree, boom, sayonara.

Gianforte seriously fucked up... I mean, he let the guy leave with his recorder. Kill all witnesses, destroy the evidence.

Shouldn't be any witnesses to start off with, you just dangle a "Deep Throat" scoop under his nose, "come alone" out in the back nine, then he just has an "accident" on the way, guarunteed there's gonna marijuana or booze or both in his system, "don't drive high, kids".

I mean, if we're trying to send a message, wouldn't a garotte be more effective?

[TheReal_ND]

I'm fucking balls deep for this guy I'm going on the record right here right now

[adwinistrator]

I wonder what the reporter considers a body slam, because this is what I'm imagining

That's what I am imagining.


Has a new hero candidate emerged?

Can't compete with Putin though...