Shit! Now we'll have to make Elf Restrooms

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Post by SilverEagle » Wed May 03, 2017 10:24 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Results may vary.

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Lolol. Dude looks like he has fat rolls. :lol: :lol:
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Post by heydaralon » Fri May 05, 2017 3:55 pm

SilverEagle wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Results may vary.

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Lolol. Dude looks like he has fat rolls. :lol: :lol:
Do they just inject that shit in their arms, or is like breast implants?
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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Fri May 05, 2017 4:05 pm

It's some kind of oil mixture that swells up the flesh without adding muscle. Idiots.
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Post by heydaralon » Fri May 05, 2017 4:17 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:It's some kind of oil mixture that swells up the flesh without adding muscle. Idiots.
Thats fucked. It wears off after awhile right? Those people are gonna have nice saggy skin.
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Post by Okeefenokee » Fri May 05, 2017 4:35 pm

Did not know guys were doing this,

http://leanmuscleproject.com/what-is-synthol/
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Post by heydaralon » Fri May 05, 2017 4:37 pm

What would happen if I inject that into my dick? I'm going to by the way.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Fri May 05, 2017 4:44 pm

heydaralon wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:It's some kind of oil mixture that swells up the flesh without adding muscle. Idiots.
Thats fucked. It wears off after awhile right? Those people are gonna have nice saggy skin.

No. It stays there and can rot your muscle. It's really fucking stupid. It's not only dangerous, it looks like total shit, and anybody who actually builds muscle will look down on the guy forever.

I am not sure why they do it, but I suspect mental illness akin to body dismorphia. In their head they just process the change as bigger, and they cannot cognitively process how fucking stupid it looks.

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Post by heydaralon » Fri May 05, 2017 4:50 pm

That reminds of those guys I used to see in the gym when I used to work out. Me and this dude would hit every group on a different day. So while we were in there doing legs or back, we'd see the same faggots working out their biceps, triceps, and chest. It didn't matter what day or what group we were doing, it was the same douchebags doing the same three muscles. They only cared about the most superficial aspect of working out, so they would only work out those visible 3. Unfortunately, muscles work off each other so these guys would eventually hit a wall, but they were probably to vain and shallow to understand this. Synthol is basically another version of that.
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Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Tue May 09, 2017 3:14 am

Okay, so Synthol is no good... so what is the best way to get jacked?

Super soldier serum or Gamma radiation?
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