FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

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DBTrek
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

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It's Florida.
It's hot.
The man was thirsty.
His friend told him "Why don't you go out back by the cooler, get yerself some GatorAIDS".

The rest is history.
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

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*Ba-dum-tiss*
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Speaker to Animals
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

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Booooo
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

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Kath wrote:Fake news :oops:
I guess all the best stories are.
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Penner wrote:
Kath wrote:Fake news :oops:
I guess all the best stories are.
Sooo close now.
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Keep dreaming
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Kath wrote:Fake news :oops:
Oh and Kath fell for it. Imagine my surprise. Unprecedented, never saw it before, horrifying, the end of the republic. :roll:
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Penner wrote:
Kath wrote:Fake news :oops:
I guess all the best stories are.
No one should know that better than the hack libs. Why you no whine about Russia anymore, Penner. What happened to your narrative?
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Re: FLORIDA:Zoo Employee killed after attempting to rape and alligator

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clubgop wrote:
Kath wrote:Fake news :oops:
Oh and Kath fell for it. Imagine my surprise. Unprecedented, never saw it before, horrifying, the end of the republic. :roll:
Like you haven't genius?

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