United Airlines beats the shit out of passenger

[Speaker to Animals]

Why even fly in the first place. You have to submit your body to them for inspection as a slave. After accepting your submission to physical inspection of your body by hoodrats who probably couldn't pass the background check to become bank cashiers, why be surprised by this? When you submit to be treated like a slave, this is what happens. It's the Standford prison experiment writ large.

Don't fly if you don't have to.

[Okeefenokee]

The locals in flyover country could use a little stimulus from travelers.

[TheReal_ND]

I don't fly anymore tbh. Grandfolks half a continent away can get fucked. Got pants'd by a fucking hood rat for no reason at a check point. Fuck airlines. Not really their fault but they do overcharge on baggage when they can get away with it. Let it burn down.

[Alexander PhiAlipson]

No, instead he took the beating and the possibility to become a multi-millionaire.

He knew what was behind curtain number one; he knew what was behind curtain number two; now he's going for curtain number three!
(If you watch the rest of the video, and read the entire article, it turns out the guy may be thoroughly mental).

[Martin Hash]

Even worse. Did they check before randomly deciding to take his seat? What if he's Special Needs? The attorneys are gonna being lining up.

[Speaker to Animals]

Turns out it wasn't overbooked. Their own employees showed up and wanted the seats.

[heydaralon]

They kicked him off the flight because he brought a wok down to the cargo hold and tried to make someone's dog his in-flight meal.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Turns out it wasn't overbooked. Their own employees showed up and wanted the seats.

Well shit. That's gonna be an amazing lawsuit then.

[TheReal_ND]

That's kind of what Hash already pointed out. Do you even read posts anymore?

[heydaralon]

Didn't you guys hear that the TSA banned chopsticks?