Any Dancarlin Forum April 1st stunts?

[Hwen Hoshino]

Were there any?

DCF died dude, didn't you hear?

Memories were not erased.

[Montegriffo]

Germany will hold referendum on adopting Greenwich Mean Time (GMT)

The German government will hold in-out referendum on leaving Central European Time (CET), its UK embassy has announced today.

Germans will decide whether to leave the 17 nation bloc which observes CET later this year. The Leave campaign hope to install a replica of Greenwich's Shepherd Gate Clock in Alexanderplatz, East Berlin, in a "frivolous symbolic gesture".

Frau Sommerzeit, a government spokesperson known to be a CET-sceptic, said that the change represented a "unique opportunity to further improve Germany's global competitiveness".

[TheReal_ND]

No! Berlin server time (UTC+1) is only server time for raids.

[Montegriffo]

Not Funeralbooker, the online funeral price-comparison service, who've just sent us this press release for the 'UK’s first home cremation service.'

"The innovative new DIY cremation service aims to set the funeral industry alight," they say, (and yes, we see what they did there), "by allowing families to bid loved ones a warm farewell from the comfort of their own home."

For £299.99, so they say, you can hire this 'domicinerator', and burn the remains of your recently deceased loved one from the comfort of your own back garden.

Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha. Death.

[Montegriffo]

Guarantee your feathered friends aviary good time with Wilko’s brand new Hot Tub for Birds – the ideal garden accessory for bird lovers looking for a modern upgrade to the traditional bird bath.

Complete with mini-jets for a truly relaxing spa(rrow) experience, this is the perfect way to attract beautiful British birds into your garden and allow them to play, splash and wash. The flow of bubbles mean it will never freeze in cold weather, offering fresh drinking water all year round - creating an eye-catching centrepiece for any outdoor space.

Big enough to make sure your garden birds are never left owl by themselves and that it never gets hawk-ward, this bubblicious hot tub is sure to attract birds in their flocks.

Priced at an affordable £25, plans are already underway to release a bird-friendly bubble bath later this year – the ultimate pampering for your feathered friends.

Neil Fairhurst, Pet Buyer at Wilko, commented: “We’ve got a soft spot for wild birds here at Wilko and know our customers love to make the most of their outdoor space to encourage natural wildlife into their gardens. Hot tubs are the centrepiece for many British gardens, but why should they be reserved for humans? Birds deserve bubbles, too!”

[TheReal_ND]

Not Funeralbooker, the online funeral price-comparison service, who've just sent us this press release for the 'UK’s first home cremation service.'

"The innovative new DIY cremation service aims to set the funeral industry alight," they say, (and yes, we see what they did there), "by allowing families to bid loved ones a warm farewell from the comfort of their own home."

For £299.99, so they say, you can hire this 'domicinerator', and burn the remains of your recently deceased loved one from the comfort of your own back garden.

Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha. Death.

Decentralized mobile ovens.... WANT

[Fife]

I'm pretty sure they rock that style in Texas too.

Get out more often; find a festival, park the van, hide the keys, then start ingesting carbon monoxide/"meat"/tobacco/Natty Light cocktails.

[TheReal_ND]

Oh well BBQ pits are everywhere. That one is in front of Home Depot right now.

[Fife]

That one is in front of Home Depot right now.

Mexcans gotta eat too, bro.

[TheReal_ND]

Slap a Texans logo on a BBQ pit and load up the mesquite. Fucking money son.