The Era of Biden

[Smitty-48]

women suck dick

God bless them for that, what heterosexual man is against hummer from a pretty girl ?

[Smitty-48]

it's like I remember this girl, friend of a friend

she stalked me at Whiskey Saigon, that was the hot club in the 6ix

she was cute, but not girlfriend material, she was too loose for that

but she drags me into an alley, gets down on her knees, shows her breasts

says she wants to suck my cock, right there & then

I knew she was bad news

but I said whatever, you talked me into it

no single heterosexual man I know turns a blowjob down from a pretty girl

[Smitty-48]

at the end of the day tho, there is no substitute for complete submission

she comes to you, pulls her panties down for you, lets you bareback her right to the climax

you're not really at the pinnacle of the male dominance hierarchy

until she is ass up, pretty little face looking back at you in the mirror, while you're pulling her hair

blowjobs in the alley is just an appetizer

[pineapplemike]

hey smitty i bet you like having sex with your wife

[Smitty-48]

hey smitty i bet you like having sex with your wife

it's more than like, it's the bond at the core of the marriage

I wouldn't be in love with my wife If I wasn't head over heels hot for her

but it's more than that, she is a powerful desirable woman, she could have any man she wanted

that she submits to me as her husband, that's the promised land

she wants me, that's what makes me want her, a man is not at the pinnacle, until he is desired

she says this song is true, I make her feel like the only girl in the world

feels good man

[C-Mag]

How does leaving Afghanistan to the Taliban hurt China or strike a blow against big pharma?

Shut Up and get your jab booster shots

Shit, bruh - out hear in California we're gonna be so jammed full of needles we're gonna look like damn Cenobites by the time they are done with us.

Big Pharma approves

I kid big pharma, but ever since they got caught making the US into a bunch of opiate junkies they had to do something to keep their stock prices up.

[C-Mag]

Wait... this just in ... hot off the presses ...

... it's not Biden's fault that the Taliban took Afghanistan back like a Hell's Angel swiping candy from a baby.
There was another, powerful, nigh unstoppable culprit working against us.

When your blame Trump strategery fails

[Smitty-48]

this era of Biden, this is fucking gay

the best era was the era of George H W Bush

the early 90's, the Goldilocks Zone as Capps calls it

the honeymoon phase, in the wake of the fall of the Iron Curtain

girls were just in a great mood, they were happy, they wanted to dance, they wanted to fuck

in the South of Spain, in 1990, we went buck wild, like Roman proconsuls

we had a villa, we invited girls over, for an orgy, and they came, they were into it

we were passing girls around, like something out of the 70's, like our fathers before us

the 90s was the best era, when the planes hit the Towers, that's when everything went to shit

[Smitty-48]

17 March 2000, Saint Patrick's Day

at the New Windsor House Tavern

that's when I saw my wife across the room

she stopped me in my tracks

that is when the party ended, and the marriage started

just in time, before the Western World started to fall all around us, on our honeymoon

we got married the summer before the Towers fell

I walked past the Future Shop and saw a 767 going through the WTC

I was like, ah shit, this is gonna be bad, the whole world is going to go crazy now

but we jumped in a rental and headed off to the resort in Whistler, nothing we could do

LL Cool J, Doin' It, that was our song

[pineapplemike]

damn smitty you must not like having sex with her that much if you only made one post about it

<3