BREAKING NEWS

[C-Mag]

Is that worm now the oldest living lifeform on Earth?

No, it's this worm.

[DBTrek]

Is that worm now the oldest living lifeform on Earth?

No, it's this worm.

[The Conservative]

Is that worm now the oldest living lifeform on Earth?

No, it's this worm.

That's not a worm, that's a vegetable... the worm is the VP.

[The Conservative]

https://www.mystateline.com/news/local- ... ing-plant/

ROCKTON, Ill. (WTVO) — Officials say a massive fire at a Rockton chemical plant could burn for days. Residents within a one mile radius of Chemtool, 1165 Prairie Hill Road, were asked to evacuate due to possible dangerous chemicals being released in a large fire at the facility Monday morning.

Approximately 70 employees were evacuated and were uninjured. Rockton Fire Chief Kirk Wilson said one firefighter was treated for injuries.

Wilson also said air quality tests had been performed by the City of Rockford HAZMAT team, and “there is no danger to air quality” at ground level.

[The Conservative]

World to China: Stop, please, stop...

China to the world: Fuck You!

[The Conservative]

https://www.newsmax.com/us/us-russia-ha ... d/1025270/

US Scrambled F-22s in Response to Russian Military Maneuvers Near Hawaii:

U.S. military scrambled fighter jets in response to the Russian Navy conducting what Moscow officials called its largest exercise in the Pacific Ocean since the end of the Cold War, CBS News reported.

The exercise, which comes just as President Joe Biden and Russian President Vladimir Putin meet face-to-face in a much-anticipated summit, was conducted about 300-500 miles west of Hawaii and involved surface ships, anti-submarine aircraft, and long range bombers, according to CBS News.

U.S. defense officials said F-22s did not intercept any Russian aircraft, which did not enter the Air Defense Identification Zone, according to the report.

A U.S. carrier strike group, headed by the USS Vinson and conducting a preplanned strike group certification exercise about 200 miles east of Hawaii, was moved closer to Hawaii in response to the Russian exercise, CBS News said Tuesday night.

[C-Mag]

Hey, the flashcards were already printed, how could Biden possibly react

[C-Mag]

John McAfee Dead
John McAfee, an eccentric software creator, was found dead in his prison cell in Spain after Spanish courts reportedly agreed to extradite him to the United States.

[Fife]

F

[DBTrek]

Damn.

Prison sells eat millionaires like they're made out of spun sugar these days.