SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:39 pm

She knows I got her shoes, I can tell

But she thinks I just bought her one of the pairs she was pining for

She doesn't know that Smitty T.I. bought all of them for her

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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:40 pm

StCapps wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:38 pm
Alright, gotta crash, I'll be back later tonight homies, if any y'all want to hang in Marty Hash's Virtual Guest House

Shout out to the birthday girl, shakin that thang
Alright, bro, I'm going to be up all night letting the sexual tension build, so I'm here if you need me
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by StCapps » Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:41 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:40 pm
StCapps wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:38 pm
Alright, gotta crash, I'll be back later tonight homies, if any y'all want to hang in Marty Hash's Virtual Guest House

Shout out to the birthday girl, shakin that thang
Alright, bro, I'm going to be up all night letting the sexual tension build, so I'm here if you need me
Keep me posted in the meantime, I'll read it when I wake up
*yip*

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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:43 pm

StCapps wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:41 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:40 pm
StCapps wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:38 pm
Alright, gotta crash, I'll be back later tonight homies, if any y'all want to hang in Marty Hash's Virtual Guest House

Shout out to the birthday girl, shakin that thang
Alright, bro, I'm going to be up all night letting the sexual tension build, so I'm here if you need me
Keep me posted in the meantime, I'll read it when I wake up
She's cooking & baking away happily in the kitchen right now, so Ima gonna smash some Gran Turismo

I'm talkin' big boy rides
and big boy ice
Let me put this big boy in yo' life
Yo' thang get so wet
and hit so right
Let me put this big boy in yo' life, that's right


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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by Montegriffo » Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:59 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:30 pm
How is Monte going to match this ?

Bitch please

What are you gonna do, juggle for her ?

Up your game, homie, this putty is out of your league
Teach her to juggle and then pass clubs with her.
Most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Apr 15, 2020 3:00 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:59 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:30 pm
How is Monte going to match this ?

Bitch please

What are you gonna do, juggle for her ?

Up your game, homie, this putty is out of your league
Teach her to juggle and then pass clubs with her.
Most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Lolz

Maybe we'll hire you be our chef & gardener

:dance: :dance:
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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:28 pm

Well, it's a little chilly, there is a wind,

But it's a biblical sunset once again, church of the big sky

We still grilled our cheeseburgers out on the deck with corn

We had our teenager birthday dinner, Boyfriend & Girlfriend Forever

She baked a beautiful cake, same one she bakes every year

Very simple layer cake with homemade white icing

So it has been a very happy birthday,

Way better than last year when there was an ice storm and she cried

So thanks for the good birthday wishes, it all worked out

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Post by Montegriffo » Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:25 pm

God, Guns, or Girls, Monte

Pick one
I haven't got a lot to say about God unless Gaia counts.

I don't have a lot to say about guns either and you probably don't want to hear any more about trebuchets so weapons are out. I wouldn't mind you talking me through ammo though, what do the numbers mean? I understand calibers but are the other numbers related to the charge or the length of the cartridge? My knowledge of firearms is pretty poor but I do like to learn.

I could talk about the judge's daughter, a judges daughter is pretty high on the posh totty scale. Above a mere doctor's daughter like ballet girl.
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Post by C-Mag » Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:31 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:25 pm
God, Guns, or Girls, Monte

Pick one
I haven't got a lot to say about God unless Gaia counts.

I don't have a lot to say about guns either and you probably don't want to hear any more about trebuchets so weapons are out. I wouldn't mind you talking me through ammo though, what do the numbers mean? I understand calibers but are the other numbers related to the charge or the length of the cartridge? My knowledge of firearms is pretty poor but I do like to learn.

I could talk about the judge's daughter, a judges daughter is pretty high on the posh totty scale. Above a mere doctor's daughter like ballet girl.
Gun Calibers are fractions of an inch. A 50 cal, is 0.50 inches in diameter

It gets more complicated from there
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Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:32 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:25 pm

I could talk about the judge's daughter, a judges daughter is pretty high on the posh totty scale. Above a mere doctor's daughter like ballet girl.
meh, tell us about the girls you loved, fucking is not enough, without grace, you've got nothing
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