SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

Reconnaissance by force

If she's willing to let you cook her dinner, then she wants to fuck, for sure

[StCapps]

Like if she's single, it's pretty hard for her to turn down a home cooked meal with no strings attached

[StCapps]

Reconnaissance by force

If she's willing to let you cook her dinner, then she wants to fuck, for sure

Fortune Favors The Bold

[Smitty-48]

Like if she's single, it's pretty hard for her to turn down a home cooked meal with no strings attached

I would just go for it, lay your cards on the table

It's a lockdown, there's nowhere to go on dates,

I honestly think you are very cute, I am honestly lonely and looking for a date, how about you ?

All she can say is yes or no, if no, might as well find out

[StCapps]

Like if she's single, it's pretty hard for her to turn down a home cooked meal with no strings attached

I would just go for it, lay your cards on the table

It's a lockdown, there's nowhere to go on dates,

I honestly think you are very cute, I am honestly lonely and looking for a date, how about you ?

All she can say is yes or no, if no, might as well find out

Qui Ose Gagne

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

[Smitty-48]

It's like with Shanda I went for the laugh, to break the ice

but once I got it I went for broke, asked her out, point blank, no hesitation

Same thing with Mrs Smitty, I literally had seconds to think about it, then I just went for it

Supreme confidence in myself was my secret sauce

I was also totally ready to get shot down, didn't bother me, so I had no fear

Just go for it, if you get shot down, just say sorry to bother you, but the offer is open if you change your mind

badda bing, badda boom

Use the pandemic as your justification

Normally I wouldn't be so bold, but these are extraordinary circumstances so I'm just going to say it all right now

We don't even know if we are going to survive this, so I have to tell you how cute I think you are, while I can

[StCapps]

It's like with Shanda I went for the laugh, to break the ice

but once I got it I went for broke, asked her out, point blank, no hesitation

Same thing with Mrs Smitty, I literally had seconds to think about it, then I just went for it

Supreme confidence in myself was my secret sauce

I was also totally ready to get shot down, didn't bother me, so I had no fear

Like you say the worst that can happen is she says no. I'm totally ready to get shut down, doesn't bother me, so I have that going for me, just like you did.

Just go for it, if you get shot down, just say sorry to bother you, but the offer is open if you change your mind

badda bing, badda boom

Use the pandemic as your justification

Normally I wouldn't be so bold, but these are extraordinary circumstances so I'm just going to say it all right now

We don't even know if we are going to survive this, so I have to tell you how cute I think you are, while I can

I like this wrinkle, you say you can't call the ball without laying your eyes on them, but that seems like a pretty good call to me. Perhaps you should have a little more faith in your ball calling abilities, even when you aren't there in person.

[Montegriffo]

I've got ten MHF bucks on Capps getting a sexual harassment charge by the end of the week

[StCapps]

I've got ten MHF bucks on Capps getting a sexual harassment charge by the end of the week

Fortunately, she isn't a Millenial, most older and bolder ladies can take a compliment without pretending I committed some crime.

[Smitty-48]

I've got ten MHF bucks on Capps getting a sexual harassment charge by the end of the week

That part I don't know, I never hit on chicks at work, I never actually had a real job, I haven't had to ask a girl out in over twenty years