SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[PartyOf5]

They've started using the DANGEROUS, UNTESTED malaria drug in Italy. Seems like if you're given the drug early in your diagnosis, you avoid the unpleasant pneumonia bits.

My understanding was that dRuMpF was trying to kill people by making them suck fish tank cleaner. Why would the media willingly distort things?

Trump can't be trusted. We are trying to track down where this originated. China is trying to help us by informing us it was from our own military or possibly from Italy, but all Trump does is play childish games by calling it the Chinese virus. What a racist.

[Smitty-48]

My army cop buddy is actually an undercover cop, Detective Constable, he's been in for awhile now

He's got lots of leeway, he's not a beat cop, he's Major Crimes

They ran the guys plate and said he's nothing to worry about

He still called the guy at home tho

to ask him what he thought he was on about, lurking around peoples homes at night

My buddy said "no worries, he'll never come back"

[Xenophon]

They've started using the DANGEROUS, UNTESTED malaria drug in Italy. Seems like if you're given the drug early in your diagnosis, you avoid the unpleasant pneumonia bits.

My understanding was that dRuMpF was trying to kill people by making them suck fish tank cleaner. Why would the media willingly distort things?

Trump can't be trusted. We are trying to track down where this originated. China is trying to help us by informing us it was from our own military or possibly from Italy, but all Trump does is play childish games by calling it the Chinese virus. What a racist.

They were hugging Chinese people in the lead up. Obviously, one of these crazy Italians hugged an unwitting Chinese national, unleashing the plague on the Middle Kingdom.

That's probably what happened. I can't be bothered to look up anything.

[Montegriffo]

They don't deliver the dope to the door anymore, they just leave a notice to pick up at the post office

So I rolled in with my War Truck, fully tactical

All black from head to toe, and I wore my Skull Mask

Peoples eyes were bugging out and they were giving me a wide berth, lolz

Funnest war evah

Mrs Smitty let you out of the house looking like a Steven Seagal wannabe?

[Smitty-48]

They don't deliver the dope to the door anymore, they just leave a notice to pick up at the post office

So I rolled in with my War Truck, fully tactical

All black from head to toe, and I wore my Skull Mask

Peoples eyes were bugging out and they were giving me a wide berth, lolz

Funnest war evah

Mrs Smitty let you out of the house looking like a Steven Seagal wannabe?

What do you mean by "wannabe" ?

Steven Seagal is the wannabe, I'm the real deal, Steven Seagal just plays me on tv

[Montegriffo]

They don't deliver the dope to the door anymore, they just leave a notice to pick up at the post office

So I rolled in with my War Truck, fully tactical

All black from head to toe, and I wore my Skull Mask

Peoples eyes were bugging out and they were giving me a wide berth, lolz

Funnest war evah

Mrs Smitty let you out of the house looking like a Steven Seagal wannabe?

What do you mean by "wannabe" ?

Steven Seagal is the wannabe, I'm the real deal, Steven Seagal just plays me on tv

I bet you'd look good rocking the ponytail.

[Smitty-48]

Mrs Smitty let you out of the house looking like a Steven Seagal wannabe?

What do you mean by "wannabe" ?

Steven Seagal is the wannabe, I'm the real deal, Steven Seagal just plays me on tv

I bet you'd look good rocking the ponytail.

I do have long hair and SOF Beard, Dick Marcinko Sharkman of the Delta style

I didn't shave my SOF Beard off because I don't need a gas mask, the threat is not gas, but rather spray

In this weather I'm wearing up tho, under a black toque, with neck gaiter and sunglasses

I just put the gaiter up when I approach the hot zone

There is intimidation factor tho,

there is a reason why Operators wear masks and it's not just to remain anonymous

[Smitty-48]

If I was a little guy, or a fat guy, might not be so convincing

But I'm still big enough and fit enough to make this shit look good, and I carry myself with a military bearing

I walk like an Operator, I talk like an Operator, Operator is just a state of mind.

[Smitty-48]

Again, you don't need an N95 mask

It is not : GAS-GAS-GAS!

It's : SPRAY-SPRAY-SPRAY!

All you need is a spray guard, for if someone coughs/sneezes on you

Any mask will do, any sunglasses will do, and wear headdress too

Rock this shit like an Operator

MAGA

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[Smitty-48]

War is Boring

But Tactics, Techniques & Procedures ?

That's the fun part

Don't let the bug get you down, have fun with it

Qui Ose Gagne