SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:55 pm

The Bug got Joe Diffie

Announced that he had it on social media

Two days later, boom, dead

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:57 pm

The Bug has got John Prine in its grips

He's in critical condition in the ICU

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:20 pm

Some guy just pulled up and parked across the street in a pickup

Just sat there

So I went out in full tactical black Operator mode, head to toe, black Operator mask on

I hit him with the tac-lite

He's rolls down the window

I says "State of Emergency, if you ain't from here, get the fuck out of here"

He says he lives around here

I says give your address then

Doesn't give it, acts like I'm joking

I says you better go home, this is your last warning

He says "are you for real?"

"Okay, that's it then, you were warned", I head back to get the 870

He books at speed as soon as I do
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:28 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:20 pm
Some guy just pulled up and parked across the street in a pickup

Just sat there

So I went out in full tactical black Operator mode, head to toe, black Operator mask on

I hit him with the tac-lite

He's rolls down the window

I says "State of Emergency, if you ain't from here, get the fuck out of here"

He says he lives around here

I says give your address then

Doesn't give it, acts like I'm joking

I says you better go home, this is your last warning

He says "are you for real?"

"Okay, that's it then, you were warned", I head back to get the 870

He books at speed as soon as I do
Brandishing gets you in jail no?
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:34 pm

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:28 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:20 pm
Some guy just pulled up and parked across the street in a pickup

Just sat there

So I went out in full tactical black Operator mode, head to toe, black Operator mask on

I hit him with the tac-lite

He's rolls down the window

I says "State of Emergency, if you ain't from here, get the fuck out of here"

He says he lives around here

I says give your address then

Doesn't give it, acts like I'm joking

I says you better go home, this is your last warning

He says "are you for real?"

"Okay, that's it then, you were warned", I head back to get the 870

He books at speed as soon as I do
Brandishing gets you in jail no?
Not when I'm standing on my property

He was across the street, I didn't approach, I had the .357 under my jacket, but the 870 is more convincing
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Post by StCapps » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:37 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:34 pm
I had the .357 under my jacket, but the 870 is more convincing
:lol:
*yip*

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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:37 pm

Like if I pull out a stainless steel revolver, a Canadian never sees those, so might think it was fake

Twelve gauge pump? They know that's for real
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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:43 pm

He might have been telling the truth, at which point I scared the shit out of him

He might have been lying, then I scared the shit out of him even more

I just looked at myself in the mirror with this gear on, I look like Delta Force right now
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Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:47 pm

Soon as I said "that's it, you've been warned" his eyes bugged out like "holy shit"

Then he laid rubber flat out
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Re: SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

Post by StCapps » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:48 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:47 pm
Soon as I said "that's it, you've been warned" his eyes bugged out like "holy shit"

Then he laid rubber flat out
*yip*