SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

The Bug got Joe Diffie

Announced that he had it on social media

Two days later, boom, dead

[Smitty-48]

The Bug has got John Prine in its grips

He's in critical condition in the ICU

[Smitty-48]

Some guy just pulled up and parked across the street in a pickup

Just sat there

So I went out in full tactical black Operator mode, head to toe, black Operator mask on

I hit him with the tac-lite

He's rolls down the window

I says "State of Emergency, if you ain't from here, get the fuck out of here"

He says he lives around here

I says give your address then

Doesn't give it, acts like I'm joking

I says you better go home, this is your last warning

He says "are you for real?"

"Okay, that's it then, you were warned", I head back to get the 870

He books at speed as soon as I do

[SuburbanFarmer]

Some guy just pulled up and parked across the street in a pickup

Just sat there

So I went out in full tactical black Operator mode, head to toe, black Operator mask on

I hit him with the tac-lite

He's rolls down the window

I says "State of Emergency, if you ain't from here, get the fuck out of here"

He says he lives around here

I says give your address then

Doesn't give it, acts like I'm joking

I says you better go home, this is your last warning

He says "are you for real?"

"Okay, that's it then, you were warned", I head back to get the 870

He books at speed as soon as I do

Brandishing gets you in jail no?

[Smitty-48]

Some guy just pulled up and parked across the street in a pickup

Just sat there

So I went out in full tactical black Operator mode, head to toe, black Operator mask on

I hit him with the tac-lite

He's rolls down the window

I says "State of Emergency, if you ain't from here, get the fuck out of here"

He says he lives around here

I says give your address then

Doesn't give it, acts like I'm joking

I says you better go home, this is your last warning

He says "are you for real?"

"Okay, that's it then, you were warned", I head back to get the 870

He books at speed as soon as I do

Brandishing gets you in jail no?

Not when I'm standing on my property

He was across the street, I didn't approach, I had the .357 under my jacket, but the 870 is more convincing

[StCapps]

I had the .357 under my jacket, but the 870 is more convincing

[Smitty-48]

Like if I pull out a stainless steel revolver, a Canadian never sees those, so might think it was fake

Twelve gauge pump? They know that's for real

[Smitty-48]

He might have been telling the truth, at which point I scared the shit out of him

He might have been lying, then I scared the shit out of him even more

I just looked at myself in the mirror with this gear on, I look like Delta Force right now

[Smitty-48]

Soon as I said "that's it, you've been warned" his eyes bugged out like "holy shit"

Then he laid rubber flat out

[StCapps]

Soon as I said "that's it, you've been warned" his eyes bugged out like "holy shit"

Then he laid rubber flat out