SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[StCapps]

It's funny, in the army we're into gallows humor, laugh in the face of death

So whatever, I'm keeping it light, good humored

Not the civvies, they don't think anything is funny right now

That's what you get for taking the unionized job at the government liquor story

welcome to the front lines

No jokes allowed and no political opinions they disagree with allowed, or you are out to kill the kiddies, reeeeeeeee.

[heydaralon]

It's funny, in the army we're into gallows humor, laugh in the face of death

So whatever, I'm keeping it light, good humored

Not the civvies, they don't think anything is funny right now

That's what you get for taking the unionized job at the government liquor story

welcome to the front lines

My 80K per year boss is such a chickenshit cocksucker that he has decided not to go to work at the grocery store until this is done whenever the fuck that is. Weirdly enough, the company is allowing this guy to get away with this. Our assistant manager is also taking a "I'm a pussy" sabbatical. I guess the other employees and the managers who have to fill their shifts aren't as important. It does not surprise me that Canadian govt workers are pussies, but if you work in retail you have to get over your fear of germs. Hell, I'd be happy to contract Corona for 80k per year. What a joke.

The most nightmare scenario the CDC can come up with is 100-200,000 dead. Big whoop, that's just a little over 3 times the amount of Americans who die from the flu each year. Hardly worth a police state.

[Fife]

X

[Fife]

Your injections weren't compulsory though. Are you still contracted to accept whatever?

Yes they were, it is an offence under the National Defence Act for a soldier to reject a vaccine

It's a slew of charges, first you go to jail hard labor, then they kick you out

As of right now I am under a state of emergency act which is martial law for all intents & purposes

You explicitly agreed to accept whatever the army decided to stick in you.

[Smitty-48]

It's funny, in the army we're into gallows humor, laugh in the face of death

So whatever, I'm keeping it light, good humored

Not the civvies, they don't think anything is funny right now

That's what you get for taking the unionized job at the government liquor story

welcome to the front lines

No jokes allowed and no political opinions they disagree with allowed, or you are out to kill the kiddies, reeeeeeeee.

The young people are all annoyed at having to Social Distance

It's like there's this college chick in front of me so I'm waiting for her to move clear before I grab my liquor

She's rolls her eyes

Don't trust anybody under forty

[Smitty-48]

Your injections weren't compulsory though. Are you still contracted to accept whatever?

Yes they were, it is an offence under the National Defence Act for a soldier to reject a vaccine

It's a slew of charges, first you go to jail hard labor, then they kick you out

As of right now I am under a state of emergency act which is martial law for all intents & purposes

You explicitly agreed to accept whatever the army decided to stick in you.

When I signed the contract, I agreed to take all the vaccines required before I deployed overseas

[Fife]

Don't trust anybody under forty

OK boomer

[Smitty-48]

Don't trust anybody under forty

OK boomer

I don't take boomer as an insult, like Boomers are way cooler than prudish puritan Millennials dorks

[Fife]

Boomer pussy most likely still the best I ever had, salute 1992.

[Smitty-48]

Boomer pussy most likely still the best I ever had, salute 1992.

Millennials are the most useless generation in history, they make the Boomers look like Cincinnatus

Gas them and put them in the ovens